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piece of shit 2007-11-12 - 7:05 p.m. The Mike Amok (6:20:30 PM) has entered the room. leroystanks (6:20:30 PM) has entered the room. NoSioso (6:20:41 PM) has entered the room. NoSioso (6:20:55 PM): maybe that is your problem rub The Mike Amok (6:20:56 PM): hiya The Mike Amok (6:21:01 PM): what is your problem rub NoSioso (6:21:06 PM): ip address conflict? The Mike Amok (6:21:11 PM): what is rub's problem The Mike Amok (6:21:16 PM): what is the nature of his problem NoSioso (6:21:22 PM): his wireless router won't work leroystanks (6:21:24 PM): fucking wireless router, man The Mike Amok (6:21:28 PM): what is his major malfunction leroystanks (6:21:31 PM): it will not connect to netz The Mike Amok (6:21:43 PM): i dunno The Mike Amok (6:22:22 PM): you mean the router is not like indicating a connection? The Mike Amok (6:22:28 PM): or just the wireless is not working The Mike Amok (6:22:43 PM): like... The Mike Amok (6:22:54 PM): do you know what i mean... leroystanks (6:22:56 PM): well it goes thru the setup and it says "checking internet connection" or some shit, then it says it cannot connect NoSioso (6:23:10 PM): the communication between the computer and the router as opposed to the communication between the internet and the router The Mike Amok (6:23:13 PM): it is not like i am going to be helpful either way The Mike Amok (6:23:32 PM): what goes through the setup leroystanks (6:23:52 PM): uhhh leroystanks (6:24:04 PM): i dunno i guess it's configuring the router or something The Mike Amok (6:24:25 PM): where are you seeing this The Mike Amok (6:24:28 PM): jeez leroystanks (6:24:35 PM): seeing what? NoSioso (6:24:41 PM): the error message leroystanks (6:24:54 PM): on the monitor where else? The Mike Amok (6:24:59 PM): WHAT MONITOR NoSioso (6:24:59 PM): your butt The Mike Amok (6:25:00 PM): FUUUUUUCK leroystanks (6:25:11 PM): THE FUCKING PC MONITOR WHAT THE SHIT NoSioso (6:25:19 PM): he means which monitor NoSioso (6:25:28 PM): unless there is only one? The Mike Amok (6:25:28 PM): THE ONE WHICH YOU ARE TRYING TO CONNECT WIRELESSLY? leroystanks (6:25:36 PM): THE SOURCE leroystanks (6:25:38 PM): THE PC leroystanks (6:25:42 PM): WHERE THE INTERNET IS The Mike Amok (6:25:53 PM): THE INTERNET IS ALL OVER THE WORLD leroystanks (6:25:55 PM): THIS COMPUTER RIGHT HERE leroystanks (6:25:57 PM): THE NEW ONE NoSioso (6:26:00 PM): you guys are funny leroystanks (6:26:03 PM): JEEZUS The Mike Amok (6:26:16 PM): how are you connected leroystanks (6:26:25 PM): like i was before leroystanks (6:26:28 PM): i disconnected the router The Mike Amok (6:26:33 PM): goddamn The Mike Amok (6:26:36 PM): let's try again The Mike Amok (6:26:43 PM): how are you TRYING to connect WITH THE ROUTER leroystanks (6:27:17 PM): WELL YOU KNOW YOU PLUG THE INTERNET SHIT INTO THE ROUTER AND THE ROUTER INTO THE COMPUTER The Mike Amok (6:27:27 PM): okay The Mike Amok (6:27:42 PM): so you are connecting to that computer directly The Mike Amok (6:27:45 PM): with a wire The Mike Amok (6:27:46 PM): not wirelessly The Mike Amok (6:27:58 PM): is that right? leroystanks (6:28:25 PM): right The Mike Amok (6:28:27 PM): ok The Mike Amok (6:28:32 PM): that is what i have been trying to ask The Mike Amok (6:28:36 PM): for like fifteen goddamn minutes leroystanks (6:28:42 PM): oh really leroystanks (6:28:47 PM): you should have tried asking that The Mike Amok (6:28:57 PM): you should have tried not being retarded leroystanks (6:29:08 PM): you should try sucking my nutz a little better The Mike Amok (6:29:23 PM): sorry NoSioso (6:30:48 PM): whoop The Mike Amok (6:30:56 PM): anyway, i have no idea leroystanks (6:31:12 PM): after all that needless fighting The Mike Amok (6:31:34 PM): well i told you that i would be unhelpful either way NoSioso (6:31:39 PM): he did you know NoSioso (6:31:43 PM): he told you that leroystanks (6:31:47 PM): then i should have just ignored you The Mike Amok (6:31:52 PM): i mean, what the fuck do i know about routers and shit The Mike Amok (6:32:03 PM): try reading the manual leroystanks (6:32:07 PM): THERE AIN'T ONE The Mike Amok (6:32:14 PM): ... NoSioso (6:32:16 PM): eh? The Mike Amok (6:32:25 PM): is this a homemade router? leroystanks (6:32:27 PM): YOU PUT IN DISC NoSioso (6:32:28 PM): you buy your shit on the black market, buddy? leroystanks (6:32:36 PM): THE DISC TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NoSioso (6:32:55 PM): well, is there a troubleshooting thing on the disc, perhaps? leroystanks (6:33:11 PM): no there is a piece of paper with troubleshooting shit on it leroystanks (6:33:14 PM): it is useless NoSioso (6:33:17 PM): ok// NoSioso (6:33:32 PM): why, what it sayed? The Mike Amok (6:33:37 PM): you're going to have to tell us the brand and model of this router leroystanks (6:33:53 PM): all it says for "i cannot connect to the internet" is "make sure all the shit is plugged in and turned on duurrrrrr" The Mike Amok (6:33:53 PM): and then we will be able to continue not helping you The Mike Amok (6:34:39 PM): i am going to cautiously assume that you did make sure all the shit is plugged in and turned on leroystanks (6:35:02 PM): and i will cautiously slap you in the butt NoSioso (6:35:21 PM): playfully NoSioso (6:35:25 PM): on the ass NoSioso (6:35:50 PM): uh NoSioso (6:36:08 PM): does it have lights on the router? NoSioso (6:36:11 PM): little blinky ones? The Mike Amok (6:36:28 PM): good question The Mike Amok (6:37:37 PM): wish he'd answer it NoSioso (6:37:59 PM): he is checkin' for 'em The Mike Amok (6:38:22 PM): isn't it right there leroystanks (6:38:37 PM): uh huh NoSioso (6:38:43 PM): ok The Mike Amok (6:38:44 PM): are they blinkin' NoSioso (6:39:06 PM): well, first i wanna know if the lights are labeled The Mike Amok (6:39:16 PM): sorry, i'll let you handle this The Mike Amok (6:39:32 PM): you are super america drone #32 after all leroystanks (6:39:32 PM): well they are not blinking now! NoSioso (6:39:36 PM): yeah The Mike Amok (6:39:45 PM): oh, right... NoSioso (6:39:46 PM): that's me. NoSioso (6:39:50 PM): but uh. The Mike Amok (6:39:51 PM): but were they leroystanks (6:39:58 PM): yeah yeah NoSioso (6:40:05 PM): all of em? The Mike Amok (6:40:33 PM): do you understand how this diagnostics shit works, man The Mike Amok (6:40:37 PM): you've seen House, right leroystanks (6:40:46 PM): the power light, the WLAN light, and the ethernet light were all on and/or blinking The Mike Amok (6:40:50 PM): we're trying to figure this out and you're withholding information leroystanks (6:41:05 PM): yeah well House is a fucking addict leroystanks (6:41:09 PM): i'm calling the authorities NoSioso (6:41:13 PM): lols. The Mike Amok (6:41:20 PM): yeah but he's the best damn doctor we have NoSioso (6:41:41 PM): okay. NoSioso (6:41:54 PM): so it was communicating with the computer and it was receiving internet whatnot. NoSioso (6:42:04 PM): so something ain't installing properly i guess. NoSioso (6:42:12 PM): i would assume, anyway. The Mike Amok (6:42:17 PM): umm The Mike Amok (6:42:45 PM): which one of those indicates that it was receiving internet? leroystanks (6:43:14 PM): are you serious? leroystanks (6:43:19 PM): are we still doing this?! The Mike Amok (6:43:25 PM): WHAT leroystanks (6:43:27 PM): cos fuck NoSioso (6:43:27 PM): what an ungrateful little fucker The Mike Amok (6:43:29 PM): WHAT IS YUOUR PRBOELEMME The Mike Amok (6:43:36 PM): YOU GIVE UP SO GODDAMN EASY leroystanks (6:43:45 PM): you fucker you told me you don't even know shit so what the fuck?! leroystanks (6:43:49 PM): SHIT!!! NoSioso (6:43:51 PM): we are working very hard at not helping you NoSioso (6:43:55 PM): appreciate leroystanks (6:44:02 PM): APPREGIO NoSioso (6:44:13 PM): apples and banaynays The Mike Amok (6:44:14 PM): NO REALLY, THOUGH NoSioso (6:44:30 PM): anyway, i would think it's the wlan. The Mike Amok (6:44:39 PM): ISN"T THAT THE WIRELESS The Mike Amok (6:44:50 PM): WIRELESS LOCAL AREA NETWORK leroystanks (6:44:51 PM): yeah it was the ethernet light The Mike Amok (6:44:53 PM): THAT IS NOT INTERNET NoSioso (6:45:01 PM): ethernet is what goes to the computer. The Mike Amok (6:45:02 PM): ETHERNET IS WHAT GOES TO THE COMPUTER The Mike Amok (6:45:09 PM): JINXKZ The Mike Amok (6:45:30 PM): RUB WAS RIGHT The Mike Amok (6:45:38 PM): THE INTENRET IS NOT WORKING FOR ME NoSioso (6:45:44 PM): lol. leroystanks (6:46:09 PM): i thought that was the vitamin c NoSioso (6:46:15 PM): heh.. The Mike Amok (6:46:16 PM): X-P NoSioso (6:46:24 PM): whoooooooo NoSioso (6:48:05 PM): so what. it ain't got an internet light? NoSioso (6:48:07 PM): that's fucked. The Mike Amok (6:48:18 PM): I DUNNO The Mike Amok (6:48:39 PM): ROB SHOULD TELL US LIKE WHAT ALL THE LIGHTS ARE LABELED The Mike Amok (6:48:48 PM): ALL OF THEM leroystanks (6:48:48 PM): i just told you The Mike Amok (6:48:54 PM): THAT"S ALL OF THEM? The Mike Amok (6:49:11 PM): FUUUUUCK leroystanks (6:49:26 PM): well the ethernet light is the internet light The Mike Amok (6:49:33 PM): WHAAAAAT leroystanks (6:49:41 PM): THAT IS THE LIGHT THAT TELLS YOU leroystanks (6:49:45 PM): THAT YOU HAVE A CONNECTION The Mike Amok (6:49:56 PM): BUT IT SAYS ETHERNET The Mike Amok (6:49:59 PM): THAT IS NOT INTERNET leroystanks (6:50:17 PM): yeah well it also says internet down there NoSioso (6:50:26 PM): under the same light? NoSioso (6:50:28 PM): christ. The Mike Amok (6:50:32 PM): you are just jerking our chains now, right? leroystanks (6:50:52 PM): what fucking difference does it make i'm telling you that is the light okay?! leroystanks (6:50:57 PM): THAT SURRRRRRRRROURRNRNNRNDS YOU NoSioso (6:51:09 PM): you're a difficult little man. leroystanks (6:51:16 PM): so is your penis NoSioso (6:51:20 PM): yes. NoSioso (6:51:25 PM): i tend to think so too. NoSioso (6:51:40 PM): you are rather like a dick, yes. leroystanks (6:51:55 PM): cock The Mike Amok (6:52:29 PM): it is obvious that you do not want this to work NoSioso (6:53:09 PM) has left the room. NoSioso (6:53:16 PM) has entered the room. The Mike Amok (6:53:21 PM): hello NoSioso (6:53:23 PM): hey NoSioso (6:53:33 PM): my ethernet light just came back on! The Mike Amok (6:53:38 PM): LOL NoSioso (6:53:43 PM): /me hilarious The Mike Amok (6:56:48 PM): CALL THE HELP DESK!! NoSioso (7:00:04 PM): you know he's not going to do that. you're just taunting the poor man. The Mike Amok (7:00:48 PM): oh well piece of shit - 2007-11-12 Lieberman was right. - 2005-08-25 Staring down the ass of adversity. - 2005-07-21 KAIBUTSU (that's Japanese for Monster, by the way.) - 2004-08-25 a monster shit is you - 2004-08-03 << | >>
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