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show me your spazz and i'll show you mine. 2001-12-17 - 4:10 p.m. Perfect Blue says: i can't picture James playing a bass. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay on drums, james on bass, jimmay on lead vox n guitar. Perfect Blue says: gawr. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: playing some kind of uh.. uberpunx shit. Perfect Blue says: Jimmy as a frontman would be fucked up. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: truly. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: hopefully he would scream a lot. Perfect Blue says: not to mention Billy being forced to sit in the back. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: haw. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: and james and jimmay both do that lean into the mic and sing together shit. Perfect Blue says: Jimmay would write a bunch of songs about smack and dead keyboardists and shit. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: only like... jimmay goes.. AWRR!!! and james just kinda coos sleepily. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: and billy makes a really angry face. Perfect Blue says: gaw... To Melvoin (I Told You Not To Hog The Smack) SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billy rarely deviates from that standard 80's rock sux drumming pattern.. BUM, TAP!, BUM TAP! Perfect Blue says: and the occasional cymbal crash. Perfect Blue says: like the dude from The Ramones. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: it would be fun if they performed songs with fan mail to the smashing pumpkins as the lyrics. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: THIS ONE IS FROM AMELIA GRUPAVICH FROM TUSCON, ARIZONA!! AWR!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay: CRASH!! BUM TAP BUM TAP! Perfect Blue says: BILLY YOU SUUUUUUXXXX!!!!! Perfect Blue says: WHY YOU FIRE JIMMMMAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!?!!?!?!? SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay: HEY THAT IS NOT HOW IT GOES!! Perfect Blue says: NOW YOUR BAND LAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE!!!!! Perfect Blue says: and Billay would have to, like, yell over the drum kit 'cause they won't give him a mic. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: awr. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: rawrly. Perfect Blue says: Jimmay: NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEEL YOU OVERBEARING, FASCIST CUEBALL!!!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: WART I TELL U ABOUT INTERRUPTZ!! Perfect Blue says: James: uh....... i just wanna rox. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: James: *maxe devil rox hand sign* Perfect Blue says: Jimmay: AAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRR PUT YOUR HORNS IN THE AIR, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: crowd: Woo!!!! awww shit! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay: *muttar* SITTING?!!!?!?? says: Jimmay: now u do the spectacular finale! go ahead, show everyone how u drumz bettar than me! cummaw, u shaven fag0rt! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay: crash! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: AHWAHWHWHHWHWHWHWHW SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: AWHAWW O SHIT IT IS TOO FUNNY AW SHIT SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: *collapse laughing* Perfect Blue says: Billay: *sob like a little girl* Perfect Blue says: Billay: IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME YOU'D STILL BE PLAYING IN POLKA BANDS AND DROWNING IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN SICK, YOU MUSCLE HEADED FUCK!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: Jimmay: Ay! What i tell u about interruptz! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: who fux ur azz so good, bebeh?? eh??? was it yelena? was it chris? NAW WUZ ME!!! RESPEX MY COX!! Perfect Blue says: James: *stage left, making his guitar squeal* SITTING?!!!?!?? says: james always have to cover while billay and james fitez. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: er. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay n jimmay. Perfect Blue says: Billay: HEY, JAMES!! DON'T YOU PLAY CHORDS ANYMORE?! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: DO NOT HECKLE THE BASSIST!!! U FUX! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: billay: but he is playing a guitar!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: jimmay: SHUT IT! Perfect Blue says: Billay: shit.. drummers ARE morons.. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: james: *plays zero guitar fuzz noise, unconcernedly* Perfect Blue says: Jimmay: uh... this is not SP anymore, James. we do not play that shit. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: james: 0k *devil rox sign*
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