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Jesse Rants. 2001-12-26 - 8:51 p.m. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: Saran Wrap. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: EAT YO TICKET RITE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: SMAPDI SITTING?!!!?!?? says: EAST INDIA SITTING?!!!?!?? says: MATTERS OF MY HEART SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I ATE YOUR BROCHURE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU ATE MY FART SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I PACK YOU IN A SUITCASE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU SCREAM FOR LAPD SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I CRY INJUSTICE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU MUMBLE PEA SOUP Perfect Blue says: WE LIT A FAAAARRRRRRT Perfect Blue says: WINTARLOOOOOONNNNNGGGGG SITTING?!!!?!?? says: SPLIT PEA CHUCK PEA SITTING?!!!?!?? says: CHOCK PEE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: IF YOU WHINE AGAIN Perfect Blue says: COCK PEE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I SWEAR I WILL DISMANTLE YOUR FANTASY OF CLEAN SOAP SITTING?!!!?!?? says: SOAP ON A ROPE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: IN THE MIDDLE CLASS PROTEXION Perfect Blue says: DOPE IN THE POPE. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: MY XXX SEX WILL KNOCK YOUR BOX INTO THIRD BASE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I WILL BE A BIG THUG FRIGHTENER SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU WILL BE A POCKET CHAIN BITCH SITTING?!!!?!?? says: HAIR SPRAY AND FRESHNED SITTING?!!!?!?? says: WORKING IN THE OFFICE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: BLOWJOBS FOR THE SECRETARIAT Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: WORK IN THE ORIFICE!!!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: PETTING MY BIGGER RAT SITTING?!!!?!?? says: GETTING FUCKED ON THE DOORMAT Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: CALLIGN IN sUcKK!!!!! Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: DING DONG!!!!!!! Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: RING RONG!!!!!! Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: PING PONG!!!!!! Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: SING SONG!!!!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: MECCA LECCA HI MECCA HINEY HO YOU CRY IN ADJUTANT MISSUPERIOR SPELL DELIGHT Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: MING VASE!!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: VOODOO WICCA WICCA DJ GOTH SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I AM A STORMTROOPER WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM ON HOTH Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: PAPA SHANGO!!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: BIG SHADY BEASTS Perfect Blue says: AT AT WALKERS IN MY ASS Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: RAT TAT TAT!!111 SITTING?!!!?!?? says: STOMP STOMP GOES THE ANAL Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: KABOM!!!!!!! Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: KABOMP!!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: LUKE I AM YOUR PUSHY BOTTOM DOMINATE ME Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: RooooosEs in BLooooom SITTING?!!!?!?? says: AND THE EMPEROR WILL LICK YOUR BALLS IN 6/9 TIME Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: SWEeet Shtizz GRopwzz SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THE LAMEST JOKE IN STROKES SPOKES Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: MATH COCK!! Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: AHErre SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOUR MOM IS LIKE REBEL EARL GREY TEA SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THE MORE I FUCK HER SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THE MORE I THINK SHE IS A BRITISH SPY SITTING?!!!?!?? says: SPREAD YOU THIGH SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THAT IS NOT A LIE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU WILL SEE MY SPOOGE SIGN IN THE SKY SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THAT IS HOW I COMMUNICATE WITH BASE WHEN I AM LOST Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: MORRIIISOON!!! SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I STROKE THE DICK AND IT GOES FLARE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU BETTER WATCH OUT OR IT LAND IN YOUR HAIR Perfect Blue says: LIGHTSABER PHALLUS. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I SHOOT MORE COME THAN A HARE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: INTO YOUR MOTHER MARE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THAT IS POOR FARE, UNLESS I SHARE WITH THE BEAR SITTING?!!!?!?? says: GRIZZLY SEX IS THE BEST I CONFESSED SITTING?!!!?!?? says: FATHER OMALLORY MY COCK HAS BEEN BLESSED SITTING?!!!?!?? says: ALL JUTTING OUT OF MY PUBIC NEST SITTING?!!!?!?? says: JUTTING IS A SWEDISH WORD SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I SAVED IT FOR YOUR SCHOOLMARM SITTING?!!!?!?? says: SHE APPRECIATES SHITLIKE THAT SITTING?!!!?!?? says: BUT I JUST POLISH HER APPLES SITTING?!!!?!?? says: TITTAY SCHOOLMARM WEED EATING MOCHA LATTE SPIN DOCTOR BITCH GRIND PUMPS UNDER SENSIBLE SHOES SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I MOW THE LAWN EVERY SATURDAY SUMMER AND I DREAM OF HER PREHENSILE CLITORIS Perfect Blue says: Oh Shit. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I NEVER WANT IT TO INTERACT WITH YOUR DAD'S ASSHAIR AGAIN SITTING?!!!?!?? says: IT WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE FRAME BY FRAME Perfect Blue says: Anal Tresses. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I WATCHED IT FROM BEHIND THE BLEACHER SOUNDBLOCK SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I FORGOT TO PACK SOME FRUIT SNACKS SITTING?!!!?!?? says: AND MY PAIN WAS DOUBLE TIME KICKY RABBIT HARE STYLE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: THRUSTING LIKE MANIACAL SATAN HUMP SITTING?!!!?!?? says: HUG MY MUG LIKE A THUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGED OUT ICEEEEEE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: SPIT ON A SHOPLIFTING PUNK IF HE EYES ME TWICE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I PACK THE PUMPERKNICKEL YOU PACK THE FUCKED UP WINE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: WE ARE ALL SWINGING CREAM CHEESE SWIRL STYLE SITTING?!!!?!?? says: YOU TAUGHT MY BOY SOME MANNERS ABOUT THEM FOLK SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO LET YOUR VAGINA PLAY ITSELF LIKE A SQEEZEBOX ACCORDION SITTING?!!!?!?? says: TASTLESS AND FULL LIKE THE BEST OF THEBESST SITTING?!!!?!?? says: ALE AND CHEESE Youf Is Wasted On Carl Jung says: Crazy Frontman. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I DIGDUG YOUR DUGOUT AND THEN I TURN YOU LIGHTS OUT SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I DRINK SOME SPRITE AT NIGHT THEN WE DO NOT FIGHT??? YEAH RIGHT SITTING?!!!?!?? says: HIGH AS A KITE I MADE YOUR ASS JUMP WITH MY PUMP HUMP Perfect Blue says: Really. SITTING?!!!?!?? says: I OPEN THE BOTTLE LIKE FUMP! Perfect Blue says: Gettin' All Corgan-like.
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