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no title needed, really. 2002-01-23 - 5:41 p.m. Mime And Punishment says: http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/general2/87716.html Perfect Blue says: i contributez. Mime And Punishment says: *rubs hands together* Mime And Punishment says: *over crotch* Mime And Punishment says: haw. Mime And Punishment says: "when your ass feels sloppy, do you ever squat over a mirror while naked and check everything out?" Mime And Punishment says: this is a fun post. Perfect Blue says: really. Mime And Punishment says: my junk mail only gets more interesting. Mime And Punishment says: Thanks to recent dramatic advances in the laboratorial processes for the extraction of botanical/herbal alkaloids and glycocides, we are now able to offer what has already been the most incredibly potent marijuana/cannabis alternative available on the planet .... KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF!!! It is NEW, IMPROVED and 20 times more stokin'-tokin' potent in its formulation. Perfect Blue says: sheesh. Perfect Blue says: i don't even read mine anymore. Mime And Punishment says: yeah, but.. the subject line wasn't about porn, mortgages, finances or debt, so i was intrigued. Perfect Blue says: half of it is just shit claiming to have Britney Spears naked or giving some dude oral or something. Mime And Punishment says: yeah. Perfect Blue says: DIARYLAND IS A SUCK. Mime And Punishment says: i get animal sex, rape, pedophilia, regular porn, mortgages, finances, debt.. and now.. synthetic pot. Perfect Blue says: oh yeah. the beastiality. Mime And Punishment says: See Betsy Suck Daddy's Cock While Being Raped From Behind By A Rabid Weasel Surrounded By Hot Little Bitches Fingering Themselves And Swallowing The Come Of Several Highly Trained Accountants Who Specialize In Getting You Out Of Debt When They're Not Tokin' Up On Some KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF!!! Perfect Blue says: damn.. i thought you were serious for a minute. Mime And Punishment says: heh. Perfect Blue says: the rabid weasel was a nice touch. Mime And Punishment says: Thx. Mime And Punishment says: i don't think i would go to a sex shop called Blaze'm N Da Booty. Mime And Punishment says: unless i wanted to get something as a joke. or to use as a musical instrument. or to use as a stage prop for live Johnny Goat. shows. Perfect Blue says: i need my lightsaber dildo drumsticks. Mime And Punishment says: yes. i was trying to think of some way to use that shit. Perfect Blue says: the guitarist from System Of A Down played his.. oh wait.. i told you already. Mime And Punishment says: man.. it'd rock if i could get one of those blow up dolls and play its ass and pussy.. like.. so they make whistly/bagpipe noises. Mime And Punishment says: i forget. what did he play? Perfect Blue says: he played his guitar with a vibrator. Mime And Punishment says: ah. Perfect Blue says: you almost made me fall out the chair with that shit.
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