Crazy Ass Marty (Revisited)
2002-02-13 - 7:07 p.m.


ventolinn: who the fuck sleeps at 5:30 PM anyway?

leroystanks: Scott.

leroystanks: besides. it's 4:30 there.

ventolinn: wtf? he's always been 3 hours ahead of me.

leroystanks: yeah. but he's always been 1 hour behind me.

ventolinn: but you are not 4 hours ahead of me.

ventolinn: whatever.

leroystanks: uh.. what time is it there?

ventolinn: 2:39 PM.

leroystanks: what the fuck?

leroystanks: you sure you just didn't forget to turn your clock back?

ventolinn: what the hell. no my clock is correct.

ventolinn: and i doubt you live in indiana.

leroystanks: well somebody's fucked up, then.

leroystanks: cos it's 5:30 here.

ventolinn: i know it's 5:30 there.

leroystanks: so how could it be 5:30 in Texas?

leroystanks: wait a minute...

leroystanks: where the hell are you?

ventolinn: california.

leroystanks: wacky.

leroystanks: hm..

leroystanks: you seem the type to stay his ass in bed all day, though.

ventolinn: hey...

ventolinn: wait, who are you talking about? me?

leroystanks: who the fuck else is here?

ventolinn: well yeah, but i think you got pronouns wrong.

ventolinn: because it looks like you said that i'm the type to stay in his ass, whoever "he" is.

ventolinn: no, i go to school.

leroystanks: hm.. yeah okay. a bit of pronoun trouble there, buddy.

leroystanks: you seem the type to stay your ass in bed all day.

ventolinn: :-$

leroystanks: you shouldn't put money in your mouth.

leroystanks: you don't know where it's been.

ventolinn: okay, dad.

leroystanks: like hell you're my kid.

leroystanks: I'M NOTTHAT OLD, YOU FUCKER!!

leroystanks: i thought you dropped out.

leroystanks: fuckin' derelict.

ventolinn: fuck you, i am going to community college!

leroystanks: i didn't ask you where you were going, did i?!

ventolinn signed off at 5:48:09 PM.

ventolinn signed on at 5:53:29 PM.

leroystanks: rude.

ventolinn: you're the one who is telling me off.

leroystanks: well shit. maybe you shouldn't be so serious!!

leroystanks: fucken goth.

ventolinn: well i'm sorry, i guess your joxe aren't that funny to me.

leroystanks: oh. this is where i apologize for hurting your feelings, huh?

ventolinn: now who is being serious?

leroystanks: you.

ventolinn: hmph.

leroystanks: you are one silly bastard.

ventolinn: yeah.

ventolinn: anyway...

ventolinn: what you use for fig?

ventolinn: cakewalk!?

leroystanks: uh.. you can't read?

leroystanks: it says at the bottom, there.

ventolinn: EXCUSE ME.

ventolinn: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN JUST AN ADVERTISEMENT YOU KNOW.

ventolinn: A BANNER.

leroystanks: did you put your fucken cursor over it?

leroystanks: besides.. i told you what i was using a long time ago.

ventolinn: well i don't normally click banners...

ventolinn: especially those with 'mtv' on it.

ventolinn: oh.

leroystanks: oh. you're too punk for MTV?

ventolinn: no.


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