YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK?!

Michelle says:

no. jesse is

Mojo Jojo says:

I'LL PINCH YOU SOMETHING AWFUL!!

Michelle says:

no you won't.

Mojo Jojo says:

TRY AND STOP ME!

Michelle says:

i'll kick you in the nads.

Mojo Jojo says:

fucken... i'm not playing with you anymore.

Michelle says:

PINCHING IS NOT PLAYING NICE ANYHOW!!!

Mojo Jojo says:

WELL AT LEAST I AM NOT CAUSING HARM TO YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!

Michelle says:

WELL I AM NOT A STUPID BOY WHO CARRIES MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OUTSIDE MY BODY

Michelle says:

YOU'RE OWN FOOL FAULT FOR BEING A STINKY FART HEADED BOY!

Mojo Jojo says:

WELL I AM SORRY I DO NOT HAVE THE PUBIC PURSE TO PLACE MY PRECIOUS JEWELS.

Mojo Jojo says:

YOU JUST DO NOT KICK THEM, OKAY?

Michelle says:

don't pinch me.

Mojo Jojo says:

Little Miss Crankypants.

Michelle says:

you started it

Mojo Jojo says:

nyaaahhh.

Michelle says:

Listen here, Sir PinchedFace! stuff it!

Mojo Jojo says:

SHUT IT, YOU PONCY GIT!

Michelle says:

FUCKIN! YOU AREN'T BRITISH YOU NOODLEBRAIN!!!

Michelle says:

SO SHUTARP!

Michelle says:

YER NEWENGLISH.

Mojo Jojo says:

NEW BRITISH!

Michelle says:

GO PAHK YOUR CAH AND TAKE OUT DA GABAGE!

Michelle says:

NEWENGLISH.

Mojo Jojo says:

THE FUCK?

Mojo Jojo says:

I AM NOT FROM BOSTON.

Michelle says:

THEY DONT' FUCKING VERYWELL CALL IT NEW BRITAIN, NOW DO THEY, FUCKWITH

Michelle says:

ER.

Michelle says:

FUCKWIT.

Michelle says:

DON'T MATTER.

Michelle says:

THEY TALK THAT WAY IN CONNECTICUT TOO

Mojo Jojo says:

WELL I DON'T.

Michelle says:

NO. YOU PANSY ASS MOTHERFUCKER IS ALL SPEAKING BRITANGLISH

Mojo Jojo says:

SOD OFF!

Michelle says:

PISS OFF, YOU BLOODY WANKER!

Mojo Jojo says:

HEY YOU ARE NOT THE BRIT HERE, OKAY?

Michelle says:

NEITHER ARE YOU!!

Mojo Jojo says:

THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG!

Michelle says:

NO I'M NOT.

Mojo Jojo says:

I TAKE THE HOW BRITISH ARE YOU QUIZ!!

Michelle says:

YOU ARE NOT IN ENGLAND, BUDDAY

Michelle says:

SO?

Mojo Jojo says:

I GET 87.5%

Michelle says:

DOESN'T MAKE YOU BRITISH

Michelle says:

SO.

Michelle says:

NOT ENOUGH.

Mojo Jojo says:

SHIT FALLON ONLY GET A 90%.

Mojo Jojo says:

SO I AM BRIT.

Michelle says:

no.

Mojo Jojo says:

yes.

Michelle says:

nope.

Mojo Jojo says:

yup.

Michelle says:

nah.

Michelle says:

cuz you in the u.s.

Mojo Jojo says:

so?

Michelle says:

you weren't born in fuckin england.

Mojo Jojo says:

NO SHIT?!

Michelle says:

YOU ARE DELUSIONAL, I TALK TO JESSE!

Mojo Jojo says:

I WASN'T BORN IN FUCKIN' ITALY EITHER YET I AM HALF ITALIAN.

Mojo Jojo says:

AND I WAS NOT BORN IN FUCKIN' AFRICA YET I AM HALF BLACK.

Mojo Jojo says:

SO WHAT IS YOUR POINT?

Michelle says:

um. i already made it.

Mojo Jojo says:

THE ONLY POINT I SEE IS THE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, PAL.

Michelle says:

feck off.

Mojo Jojo says:

THAT IS IRISH.

Michelle says:

and your point is?

Mojo Jojo says:

YOU ARE NOT IRISH.

Mojo Jojo says:

HYPOCRITE.

Michelle says:

the fuck do you know?

Michelle says:

am so.

Mojo Jojo says:

YEAH. AND I AM BRITISH.

Michelle says:

so you've said.

Mojo Jojo says:

yup.

Mojo Jojo says:

i think you're gonna make it into theyak, yo.

Michelle says:

whee.

Mojo Jojo says:

you will be immortalized in the halls of retardedness.

Michelle says:

just what i've always wanted.

Michelle says:

well. after a pink pony, of course.

Mojo Jojo says:

yeah.. well.. you talk to Jesse about that.


KAIBUTSU (that's Japanese for Monster, by the way.) - 2004-08-25
a monster shit is you - 2004-08-03
Fickle Final Fantasy Faggotry - 2004-07-30
Frankenmirrors - 2004-07-30
Hello, Jackass, my old friend. - 2004-06-24

GO ON, THEN.. I DARE YOU!!