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JAM! 2002-03-20 - 7:47 p.m. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: Mannn You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: i am in some serious angel dragging funk. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: .me jam hard. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: JAMZ You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: DANCE MOTHERFUCKER You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: FEEL THE GLOOM You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: YES Dope says: werd. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: Unh. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: MAN I AM TEH UNH-A-BOMBER You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: DROPPING THE FONX ON YOU ASS You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: DANCE MOTHERFUCKER I AM THE FRONTMAN YOU HAVE TO DANCE WAVE YOU HANDS LIKE YOU JUST SO APATHETIC Dope says: i do not do shit. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: PLAY THEM DRUMS, KIPPY Dope says: nah! You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: ROCK THE BREAKBEAT You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: CUMMAW!!! Dope says: nah!! You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: WTFUX You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE CROWD TO DANCE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE BACKBONE DUDE Dope says: YOU MAY BE FRONTMAN BUT YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER SO I DO NOT HAVE TO DO SHIT YOU TELL ME TO DO!! Dope says: SO SUCK IT! You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: COOPERATE MOTHERFUCKER!@!! Dope says: HEY LET'S TRY ONE OF MY SONGS!!!! You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: OK You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: WHAT SONG WE DO? Dope says: YO MAMA SO FAT You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: I DO NOT KNOW THAT ONE Dope says: ME NEITHER. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: WELL IT WILL BE EXCEEDINGLY HARD TO DO LIVE THEN Dope says: IMPROV JAM. You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: Haha You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: OK You Think You So Prog, Buddy says: Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded Dope says: BAM! BUP BOP BUP--BUPBUP BOPBUP BUPBUPBUP BOP TSSUP BOP BUM BUM BAM!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU MOM!!! SHE IS REAL FAT AY!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YEAH THAT ISTHE WORD Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: DOWN Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: ON FROM Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THE STREEET!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS!! Dope says: BADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABAMBAMBAM BUP POW TSSUP POW BUP POW!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: FEEL IT!! SEE IT DO NOT MATTER IF YOU MOM GIVE YOU THE FAT GENE YOU HAVE TO GET UP AND DANCE FOR ME Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YO ARE THE AUDIENCE' Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: FEEL TEH FONX Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: CUMMAWE!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: GET UP!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: MOTHERFCUCEJ Dope says: BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM POW POW POW BAM!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: DANCEEE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YEAH Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I SAID IT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU MOM IS FAT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: LIKE A JET PLANE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: TERRAPLANE Dope says: BADDAH POW BADDAH POW BADDAH POW BADDAH POW POWPOWPOWPOWPOW!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: LIKE IF VIOLENT J ATE OPRAH Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THAT WOULD BE SOME FAT SHIT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU KNOW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: MAKE UP ALL OVER MY FUCKING SHIT Dope says: TSSUP TSSUP TSSUP TSSUP BAM BUP BUH POW BUP Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: FUCKING CLOWNS Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: SO FUCKING FAT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: I GOTTA GET Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THIS DIET POROGRAM Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: IT IS A FUNKY DIET PROGRAM Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: MY MAN RUBZ FEEL ME ON THE DIET SHIT HE SUPPLY ME WITH THE BACKBONE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU KNOW MATTER OF FACT I THINK YOU FUCKS NEED TO GIVE IT UP FOR TEH BAND Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YEAH Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: WE ARE THE FONX Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YEAH IT IS TRUE Dope says: BAM Dope says: POW!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: A FUNKY LITTLE DIET FOR JEW Dope says: BRAP BRAP BUP BUM BAM Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AW YEAH THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING NOW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU MOM IS HOP ON THE SUBWAY BUT THEN THE TRAM GO NOWHERE Dope says: BDBBADBABDBABDBADBABDBABDBADBABDBABDBABDBABDBABDA Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THAT IS REALF AT THAT IS HOW SHE IS Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND UH Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: WHEN SHE SIT AROUND THE HOUSE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: SHE REALLY NEED Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: TO B CUT OUT OF THE HOUSE Dope says: TING TING BOP BUM BUM BUPBUP TING POW!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YO KNOW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: ON SOME BUZZAW ATTACK SHIT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: CUTTIN Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THE WOODWORK Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: SHE IS TOO FAT TO EVEN HEAR OF MY FUNKY DIET Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: BUT YOU ARE NOT TOO Far gone YET AUDIENCE Dope says: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS POW!!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU MAY FEEL ME YET ON This Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I HIT YOU WITH MORE OF IT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: BUT IT IS A BITCH SLAP OF LOVE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: LIKE JIM MORRISON IN HEADLIGHTS Dope says: bum bum...... bum bum..... Dope says: bum bum...... bum bum..... Dope says: POW!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: SOME KIND OF BRIDGE TO THE NExT VERSE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YES!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: FEEL IT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: ESTRANGED IN THE JUNEBUG HOTEL Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU FEEL FAT LIKE THAT Dope says: BRAP!!!......... BAM!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: WEARY AND WAYNE NEWTON LIKE Dope says: TINGA TING BUP TSSUP TSSUP BUP POW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: BUT I IWLL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE LUTHER VANDROSS IN SPANDEX Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU KNOW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: REAL UNCOMFORTABLE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: BUT VERY SEXY AND PLIANT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND WILLING TO EAT SANDWICHES ON THE TREADMILL Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE MAYO SLIPPING ONTHE GYM FLOOR Dope says: BAM BAM!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU ARE TOO BUSY WORKING YOUR CHUBBY ASS FOR THAT Dope says: BAM BAM!!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: IT IS FOR THE JANITOR Dope says: BAM BAM!!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: HE IS A FUNKY LITTLE LEPRECHAUN Dope says: BAM BAM!!!!!! ting........ POW!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: HE UNDERSTAND YOU PAIN Dope says: BAM BAM!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND WE COME TOGETHER Dope says: BRAP1!!!!! Dope says: thok thok thok Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AS THIS ELECTRIC VULVA MASSAGE TICKS ITS WAYT INTO TIME MAGAZINE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YEAH Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THAT IS SOME FUNKY VULVATRONIC DEVICE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: HAHA MASSAGE WINK WINK Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YEAH Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: I THINK YOU ARE FEELING ME Dope says: BADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABADDABAMBAMBAMBAMBADDABADDABADDABADDA Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: I THINK YOU ARE READY TO BE DANCING Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: YOU KNOW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: IT IS LIKE SPRING SHOWERS ONLY WITHOUT THE IRISH DUDE IN THE BATH Dope says: tsst Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THEY ALWAYS POP OUT FORM THE SOAP TRAY Dope says: rattatattatatta Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND THEY ARE LIKE IT IS A LONG WAY FROM EIRE TO HERE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I AM LIKE TRUE THAT BUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING IN MY BATH YO Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND THEY ARE SAY UH.. YOU WANNA BUY SOME SOAP? IT IS SOME PRETTY NICE SOAP Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT REALLY FROM IRELAND IT IS GREEN Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: SO THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING RIGHT Dope says: KRAKOWW!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I AM LIKE NOW Dope says: DUNK!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: ER NO Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: IT DO NOT COUNT FOR SHIT NOW GET OUT Dope says: BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS BUP BUP TSSS Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND THEY ARE LIKE WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I AM LIKE WE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: WHO ELSE IS IN THERE?? Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND THEY ARE LIKE.. MY COUSIN.. Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND.. MAYBE A FEW OTHER GUYS Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I AM LIKE WTFUX Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: GET YOU CRAZY MICK ASSES OUT MY SHIT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND THEY AREL IKE ALL CRYING AND SHIT Dope says: ting. Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: TEARS OFT HE ETHNIC STEROTYPES Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I AM LIKE FINE YOU CAN STAY IN MY ATTIC Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: BUT ONYL FOR A LITTLE BIT Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: NEXT THING I FUCKEN KNOW Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THE WHOLE DAMN MALE POPULATION OF IRELAND IS IN MY ATTIC Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE ANYTIME SOON Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND WHEN I BRING THE FOXY LADIES HOME Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THEY ARE LIKE DUDE I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU IF THERE WERE NOT ALL THOSE IRISH DUDES UPSTAIRS Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: AND I AM LIKE GODDAMNIT!!!! GODDAMNIT!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: FUCKING!!!! Dope says: CRASH!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: IRISH!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: SPRING!!!! Dope says: BAM BAM BAM BAM BABMAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBA!!!!!! Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THEN I COMMIT ANAL SOAP SUICIDE Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: KAPOW. Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: TAKE IT HOME BROTHER RUBZ, I THINK THIS SONG IS CLIMAX ALL OVER THE DAMN FLOOR. Dope says: BADADADADADADHAHDHAHHDD TSSSSS TING BUPBUPUBUBUUBUUB BMBBBAMABMBA POOOW!!! BRAP BUP------- BABMB BBMBMAMBMBAB BPW PW PPOEPWOPWP BABM BBMABBMAABBMBABBBM ABMBMBMBB A ting......... tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss BAM BAM BAM POW!!!!1 Dope says: ting. Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: .ME BOW. Like Free Jazz, Only More Retarded says: THX U, THX U.
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