my mother just kicked me as i was walking away from her.

Corduroy says:

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ABUSE!!!!!

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

loooool

Corduroy says:

I AM GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME!!!!!

Corduroy says:

TAHT WILL TEACH HER!!!!!!!

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

realy.

Corduroy says:

who are these random fucks leaving me notes at Diaryland?

Corduroy says:

sheesh.

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

your fan club from your days as teh hottest male dancer in vegas.

Corduroy says:

SHIT MY SECRET IS OUT!?

Corduroy says:

I AM TRYING TO MOVE ON DAMMIT!!!!

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

haha.. secret? what secret?

Corduroy says:

HEY FUX U OKAY!!

Corduroy says:

I AM TRYING TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE HERE

Corduroy says:

AND YOU FUX ARE DRAGZ MY DIRTAY PAST OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE FILTH

Corduroy says:

UGH HOW CAN I GO ON?!?!

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

start dancin', sassy.

Corduroy says:

NAH

Corduroy says:

VIVISECTION

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

YES!

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

ER

Corduroy says:

YOUR TRACHEA IS LOOSE

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

WHAt?

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

NO!!

Corduroy says:

AND I WANNA CHOP IT UP FOR MY SANDWICH

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

YOU ASS IS LOOSE THAT IS WHAT IS LOOSE

Corduroy says:

PASS THE TABASCO

Corduroy says:

I POOT LIKE OW!

Corduroy says:

AND EVEN THOUGH MY MOTHER INSISTS ON ABUSING ME LIKE I HAVE NO FORCEPS WITH WHICH TO REMOVE THE MALIGNANT ICE CUBES FROM THE BUCKET OF CANCEROUS JELL-O MOLDS

Corduroy says:

WELL SHIT

Corduroy says:

SHE CAN GET BENT

Corduroy says:

COS I'LL BE DAMNED IF THE BEEF IS GONNA PARADE AROUND AS PORK TONITE

Corduroy says:

BE IT CHOPS OR LINKS I WILL NOT TAKE ANY PART IN THIS FEAST OF THE SWINE

Corduroy says:

POOR WILBUR NEVER HAD A CHANCE

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

haha no more blox 4 jew

Corduroy says:

SEE YOU SAID JEW

Corduroy says:

NONE OF THIS IS KOSHER

Corduroy says:

I DONT RECALL RABBI HERSCHEL BLESSING ANYTHING ON MY TABLE

Corduroy says:

SO I PULLED OUT OF THE PICNIC

Corduroy says:

WE GOT THE ANTS THOUGH

Corduroy says:

THE ANTS INVADE US LIKE TINY SIX LEGGED MARTIANS

Corduroy says:

RAYGUNS TUCKED IN THEIR ANNTENA

Corduroy says:

TAPPING OUT MORSE CODE THREATS IN MY SLEEP VOWING TO RENDER ME USELESS IN MY OWN BED

Corduroy says:

LITTLE FUCKERS

Corduroy says:

PORCELAIN BOWLS DANCE IN MY MIDDAY THOUGHTS

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

cement mixer potty potty

Corduroy says:

BAWOOSH! GOES THE AMERICAN STANDARD

Corduroy says:

BLUE WATER COLD SPLASH BACK RING AROUND THE CHAMBER POT

Corduroy says:

SLIP IT IN YO POCKET

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

colon powell

Corduroy says:

RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY CHEESE GRATER

Corduroy says:

RUSTY MUENSTER

Corduroy says:

SWISS MISS BLISS TAKIN THE PISS OUTTA YOUR KISS

Corduroy says:

YOU WANNA BUY ME SOME ROLAIDS?

Corduroy says:

GOOD ON YA

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

mate

Corduroy says:

BATE?

Corduroy says:

NOT TONITE BUDDAY I AM SORRY

Corduroy says:

DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF

Corduroy says:

MASTURBATION IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS

Corduroy says:

EXCEPT I SPELL IT SUCKS EGGS

Corduroy says:

I SAY WE GO TO THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES AND ORDER 10 WESTERN OMLETS

Corduroy says:

AND BEFORE THE WAITRESS COMES BACK

Corduroy says:

WE SPILL THE OJ ON THE SEATS AND GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA THERE

Corduroy says:

COS THE LAST TIME I GOT CAUGHT SHE MADE ME SOP IT UP WITH MY SOCK

Corduroy says:

THEN SHE WRUNG IT OUT INTO A GLASS

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

then she shove it in you ass

Corduroy says:

it reminds me

Corduroy says:

of that leak in

Corduroy says:

my bum

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

Spaaaanked Bum

That What Maaaake You Cum

Corduroy says:

Never Meeeeannt To Leave

All Those Welts

Corduroy says:

In Bed

Corduroy says:

MAde Your Asss Red

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

Couldn't Sit Down For A week

Corduroy says:

Requiem For A Cream.

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

CUMMAW BARBIE LEZ GO PARTY

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

AY AY AYYYYAYyy

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

suppar.

Corduroy says:

enjaw.

I Said, "Honey Leemoh!" Awrite? says:

thx


KAIBUTSU (that's Japanese for Monster, by the way.) - 2004-08-25
a monster shit is you - 2004-08-03
Fickle Final Fantasy Faggotry - 2004-07-30
Frankenmirrors - 2004-07-30
Hello, Jackass, my old friend. - 2004-06-24

GO ON, THEN.. I DARE YOU!!