Uhhhhhh.... Yeah! Freestyle!
2002-05-26 - 5:30 p.m.


Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

BURLAP SACK IN THE BACK OF YO WACK RACE TRACK AND NO SNACKS ON THE RACK JUST A STACK OF CRACK

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

FUCKEN AUTOMATONS DREAM ABOUT EQUILIBRIUM, BUT INEBRIATED DONKEYASSED MUTHAFUCKAS GET IN THE WAY AND ALL IT IS IS WHINING ABOUT THE FAGS.

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

THE MEN'S TOILETS SMELL LIKE FEET AND CHEESE

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

THOUGH ONE COULD ARGUE THOSE SMELLS ARE ONE IN THE SAME

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

FETA CHEESE IS AN OFFICER, DON"T INSULT THE NAVY WITH YOUR TRESPASSES AGAINST GOD'S VOODOO ARMOR.

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

CHANGING OF THE GUARD TRADE YOUR GILDED GAUNTLETS YOU GAY OL' GUY YOU

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

MY GAUNTLETS AIN"T GILDED, THEY GLITTERY. GARY GAY GLITTER.

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

YOU LIE, FILTHY LIAR! YOU SPEAK HALF THRUTHS AND RATTLE OFF A LIST OF DESPONDANT DENUTANTES THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A IDIOT CHILD

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

AND THAT SHOULD BE DEBUTANTES

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

YEAH, WELL, THOSE ARE NOT DEBUTANTES THEY ARE CUSTOMERS.

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND BELIEVE ME I DON"T WANT THEM AROUND.

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

THEY SAY THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT BUT I JUST SAY HE'S ALWAYS A JERK

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE ONLY SHIT I RATTLE IS MY WHEEZYASSED THROAT IN THIS SPLIT UP LIP DESERT.. SANDY LIKE A BITCH.

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

NAH THE DESERT IS TOO HOT I PREFER DESSERT YEAH ICE CREAM CREAMY CREAM ALL UP ON MY TONGUE SLIP SLIDE AWWWWRITE DOWN MY SPINE AND OUT MY BEHIND

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

TAMALES....... THAT IS THE FOOD OF THE FUTURE BUT I DON"T WANT A DAMN BIT BUT THEY MAKE ME WORK TOWARD IT ANYWAY AND I DON"T EVEN WANT IT I JUST WANT TO SLEEP I DONNT WANT TO EAT YOUR STINKY FUTURE FOOD

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

WE DONT NEED NO STEENKING TACOS!!! AHHH WHAT IS IT NOW WHY MUST YOU FLAP YOUR BIG YAP LIKE THE FLEA BITTEN MONGREL APE YOU ARE?

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

YOU KNOW EVERYONE.. jUST CAN"T HANDLE A SILENT FAG. LEAVE THEM TO THEIR SHIT, IF THEY WILL NOT FLAP WITH THE REST OF US.. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE FAGS!! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE FAGS!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

NOBODY BUT ME AND MY MONKEY!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

MY SPACE MONKEY!!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WE HAD TO GET AWAY

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

FROM THE ORGAN GRINDIN' MAN

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

DIDN"T WANNA LIVE IN THE CITY SQUARE

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

NOW WE LOST IN THE SAND

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AIN"T A BEACH ROUND THEEEEEEEEESE PARTS

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

BUT THEN THEY SHIP YOU OFF TO BOOT CAMP AND SLAP YOU SILLY WITH A TIRE IRON WRAPPED IN A BANANA PEEL LEAVING YOU FEELING LIKE A USED BOWL OF FROSTED FLAKES.... FUCK YOU THEY AIN'T GGGRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THEY"LL NEVER GET US ALIVE

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE FAGS WILL PLAY ON

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

64 SHOWS A WEEK

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WE LET OUT A REBEL YELL

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

MO MO MO!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WE LIT A FART WINTARLONG!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WE TOSSED A LOG WE TOSSED A POT

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WE"RE ONLY HERE FOR OUR AMUSEMENT FOLKS

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WE WILL PASS ON THE BATON TO CELINE DION IF SHE SHUTS THE HELL UP

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN GRAMMY BECAUSE YOU DO NOT DESERVE THAT SHIT

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

FOLDY BALLADS OF THE SUGARY TOOTHACHE

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

NEAR!

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

FAR!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

I WILL WRAP YOU IN A TORTILLA AND ASIAN FLAME SAUCE

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

SHE STOLE THAT FROM GROVER, GODDAMMIT!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THAT CHICKEN IS FUCKING SPICY MY MAN

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

DUDE!!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

SHE DID!!!!!!!!!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AHAHAHAHA

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

FUCKING RIPOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WEARING MY DISCONTENT LIKE A BADGE GOT ME LABELED AS A FUCKING SHIT TASTER

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

SO I SHUT UP

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND I DID NOT SIGH FOR 43 YEARS

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

YET I AM STILL AT THE BOTTOM SIPPING ON PISS

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

BUT I JUST TURNED INTO THIS FAG!! I JUST!!! TURNED!! MY ASS AROUND INTO THESE SHAPES OF FAGGED OUT DOLDRUM MOTHERFUCK

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND WHAT DID IT GET ME

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

TO TURN MYSELF TO ASH

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

WHEN I WAS SO AFRAID

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

OF THE ASH INSIDE MY FRAME

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE PERCENTAGES CLIMB ALL THE TIME

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

FUCKING BOTTOM FEEDER NE'ER DO WELL BEAUTIFUL LOSER TOSSPOT SON OF A SUBMARINER WRETCHED EYED DIDDLER

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

I WISH I WAS LESS OF THAT REALLY BUT I CANNA TURN IT CAPTIN

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

DEAD END FAGS WISH ON STARS BUT THEN THEY JUST END UP KISSING PAVEMENT

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE PORCELAIN BEAUTIES KEPT UNDER MOONLIGHT AND DUSTY FORGETS CAME OUT WITH KNIVES MADE FROM MY MISTAKES

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THEY CARVED SEVERAL MATHEMATICS LESSONS INTO MY SOLAR PLEXUS

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

STARFISH STARLITE SEAHORSE DEAD TO RIGHTS CARVINAL CARAVAN CAROUSEL CARTEL FUCKEN!!!!!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND I STARED UP AT THE BRICK SKY

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND I SAID..

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

DEAD END FAGS, MOMMA

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

YOU'RE A BIT OF ALRIGHT THERE, LAD.

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

THOUGH I MUST SAY YOUR MOM IS FIT BIRD

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

DEAD END FAGS GOT SMOKY DRAGS...... WASTIN' THE PRECIOUS BREATHS ON THE CARBON MONOXIDAL SELF DESTRUCTION

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE CITY IS DYING UNDER THE GAZE OF NO ONE

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

SAT ON THE DAMNED COUCH ALL DAY FLIPPING THE CLICKER LIKE A.. A .... A ........ CLICKER FLIPPER

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE EYES HAVE BEEN TURNED ELSEWHERE

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

SEND ME OUT FOR CIGARETTES AND ONLY GIVE ME 25% OF THE FUNDS

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

NOW I HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL FOR CHANGE

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

BUT WHAT GOOD IS CHANGE IF YOU CAN"T USE IT ON YOUR SOUL!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

IT IS a DOUBLE FUDGE FUCK

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

SOMEONE'S MAKING BROWNIES?!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THE SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT IS LEFT TO THE NONFAGULOUS ONES

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

WELL DAMN I HOPE IT'S NOT MY DAD COS LAST TIME HE PACKED THAT SHIT WITH WEED

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

AND I WAS ALL WOBBLY

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

BUT MOST OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS DO NOT EVEN APPRECIATE THEY OPPORTUNITY

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THEY SMILE ON THEIR OWN STUPID SHIT

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AND I WEEP LIKE A FAGGY LITTLE FUCK

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

NO USE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

LOL

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

UNLESS IT'S NESQUIK

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

HAW!!!!!11

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

2, 2 IN TUNE

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

TUNING CROTCH!!!

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

DING!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THAT SHIT WAS HARMONICALLY FLOURESCENT

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

SPIRITUALLY IRIDESCENT

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

YO MOM"S ASS MUSCLES SO STRONG< SHE CAN MAKE IT WINK LIKE A CRESCENT

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

THANKS FOR THE DISTURBING IMAGE, YOU FUCKWAD!!!

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

NOW YOU FUCKUP MY FLOW

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

HEY IF THAT BOTHER YOU CAN ALWAYS THINK OF A JAPANESE CHICK SHITTING ON HERSELF TO ERASE THE IMAGE

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

YOU REALISE THAT WHEN WE FINALLY MEET I AM GOING TO BEAT THE SNOT OF YOU BEFORE WE JAM

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

LOL

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

I WILL PLAY YOUR SKULL LIKE A SNARE DRUM

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

NAH YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT WILL BE MUFFLED LIKE A JASON MARTIN SHIT

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

I WILL TUNE IT FIRST

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

IT WILL NEVER BE CRISP MY SKULL IS 2 THIN

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

YOU JUST BEAT ON MY SOFT MUFFLY BRAINS

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

THEN YOU DRUM TEXTURE WILL SUCK!!!!!!!!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

AHAHA!!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

HA!!!!!!

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

YOUR SOFT SPOT NEVER FILL IN?!

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

MY HEAD IS A SOFT SPOT

Leroy Stanks and The Machines of Love and Grace says:

THAT EXPLAIN MUCH

grimfuhrer - S'crow Funk says:

INDEED SIR


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GO ON, THEN.. I DARE YOU!!

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