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Wardrobe!! 2002-08-09 - 6:53 p.m. Dead Creeping Charlies says: i saw morrissey on snl the other night. Dead Creeping Charlies says: bizarre guy. Dead Creeping Charlies says: of course, i'll be weirder. Dead Creeping Charlies says: whachu gonna wear on stage, guy? Mr. Perfect Pants says: hmmm.. Dead Creeping Charlies says: saw aw reh. Dead Creeping Charlies says: cummeh ho. Dead Creeping Charlies says: ah it is the rox part. Mr. Perfect Pants says: i'll wear a sundress and my bucket hat. Dead Creeping Charlies says: haw. Dead Creeping Charlies says: i'll pick you up in an ice cream truck!! Mr. Perfect Pants says: ah yes.. bucket hat, sundress, and my trademark converse. Dead Creeping Charlies says: i'll have to do some more thrift shopping before i really have the closet i want for this. but i got some shit right now, my friend. Dead Creeping Charlies says: silk shirts.. Dead Creeping Charlies says: most of them are women's shirts. Dead Creeping Charlies says: one buttons up on the shoulder instead of in the front. Dead Creeping Charlies says: i got these shorts that have american flag type stars and colors on them. Dead Creeping Charlies says: they'd be faaaaaaabulous. Dead Creeping Charlies says: this sleeveless turtleneck deal, here.. all velvety. Mr. Perfect Pants says: shiiiiiiit Dead Creeping Charlies says: red. Dead Creeping Charlies says: red and velvety. Dead Creeping Charlies says: just like teh outkast!! Mr. Perfect Pants says: the thrift shoppe version. Dead Creeping Charlies says: haha. Mr. Perfect Pants says: and during special shows i'll wear an evening gown or some shit. Dead Creeping Charlies says: shiit. Mr. Perfect Pants says: all with the plunging neckline. Mr. Perfect Pants says: shit.... glittery converse! Mr. Perfect Pants says: whoo! Dead Creeping Charlies says: you'll have to come out for some songs so it isn't always hidden behind the drum kit. Mr. Perfect Pants says: during the quiet drumless songs. Mr. Perfect Pants says: i'll ballroom dance or something. Dead Creeping Charlies says: with the blowup doll. Dead Creeping Charlies says: then you start humping it at the end. Dead Creeping Charlies says: screeching like a space monkey. Mr. Perfect Pants says: shit... shit shit.... Mr. Perfect Pants says: yo... Mr. Perfect Pants says: during, like, an intermission or some shit... we'll play some of Crotch and The Space Monkeys over the PA.... and i'll do a tribal dance with the doll. Dead Creeping Charlies says: heh. Mr. Perfect Pants says: i had that vision when i was making that song, too... when the drums and bass kick in... Mr. Perfect Pants says: the space monkeys dancing around and shit. Dead Creeping Charlies says: scott will probably all just be up there in a t shirt and jeans. Dead Creeping Charlies says: it will be brilliant contrast. Mr. Perfect Pants says: maybe i should wear a wig, too. Dead Creeping Charlies says: except it will be all fallin' off the giant fro. Dead Creeping Charlies says: but that will just make it more enteraining. Dead Creeping Charlies says: plus, you pull drumsticks out of the fro and throw them at us. Dead Creeping Charlies says: then we are all yelling at you midway through the show. Dead Creeping Charlies says: and you are all like nah dude it was not me. Mr. Perfect Pants says: the whole raising of the arms gesture. Dead Creeping Charlies says: heh. Dead Creeping Charlies says: you could pull an oj and be like.. dude, i am devoted to finding out who threw those at you. Dead Creeping Charlies says: i will find the real throwers. Mr. Perfect Pants says: IT WAS A DRIVE BY STICKING!!!! Dead Creeping Charlies says: haha. Mr. Perfect Pants says: nah, forget the wig... if i'm gonna have an afro it'll be amusing enough just seeing the hat teetering on top of my head. Dead Creeping Charlies says: truth. Dead Creeping Charlies says: man. Dead Creeping Charlies says: i used to have this rockass white wig that had permanent bedhead when i was younger. Dead Creeping Charlies says: shit i wish i had that.
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