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Irony. 2002-08-20 - 8:06 p.m. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gonna be another gingerale afternoon Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: afternooon leroystanks: maxe it lazt Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: afternooooooooon leroystanks: fawevah jew Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: feelin' like i'm leavin much too soon leroystanks: maxe it lazt leroystanks: furevah u Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: n i'm feelin like i'm leavin' much too sooooooooooooon The Mike Amok: /me <-- odd man out Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: heh? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: how's that? The Mike Amok: <----- The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: i am not singing! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: well no one is stopping you guy! The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: so? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: so you cannot complain! The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: first of all, why not? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: because it is you own fault The Mike Amok: secondly, when am i complain? The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: what is this "fault" shit all about. The Mike Amok: fucken polize. leroystanks: ah shit yo In The Arms of Sleep The Mike Amok: donot judge me. leroystanks: i thought i was the fascist here. leroystanks: the hell is going on?! The Mike Amok: lOL!!!!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: apparently i usurp you throne guy Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NOW BOW BEFORE THE FAG! The Mike Amok: hardly. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BAH! leroystanks: oh it is revenge for me stealing your fag throne, eh?! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NUTS TO YOU GUY! The Mike Amok: what there cannot be two fascists?! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO! The Mike Amok: you donot make the rules, fuck! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: UH Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YEAH I DO The Mike Amok: no. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THAT IS WHY I AM CALLED THE FASCIST Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BECAUSE I MAKE ALL THE RULES The Mike Amok: NO. The Mike Amok: yoU ARE FASCIST BECAUSE YOU TRY TO MAKE THE RULES Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YES Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO The Mike Amok: YOU THINK YOU MAY MAKE THE RULES< BUT YOU ARE WRONG. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO YOU ARE WRONG AND I AM RIGHT The Mike Amok: NAH. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YES The Mike Amok: oh? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AYE Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: IT IS SO. leroystanks: BICKER BICKER BICKER! The Mike Amok: explain to me how it is that you make the rules yet there are no rules? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THE FASCIST HAS SPOKEN. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THERE ARE RULES! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: RULE NUMBER ONE: SHUT THE HELL UP The Mike Amok: if you cannot explain sufficiently, it is because you have no logic. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: RULE NUMBER TWO: SUCK IT The Mike Amok: and yet here i am not shutting the hell up nor sucking it The Mike Amok: gee hm Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HEY JUST BECAUSE I CANNOT ENFORCE MY RULES DOESN"T MEAN THEY ARE NOT THERE Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THEY ARE MADE The Mike Amok: uh. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THEY ARE JUST NOT FOLLOWED The Mike Amok: too bad you are wrong. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHICH I WILL FIX Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I WILL FIX YOUR WAGON leroystanks: THEY ARE NOT RULES THEN. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WITH MY DICK The Mike Amok: exactly. rubz. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: FUCK YOU. THEY ARE BROKEN RULES. leroystanks: THEY MAY AS WELL NOT EXIST Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BUT RULES NONETHELESS. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: DO NOT TAKE DOWN MY IRON CROWN. The Mike Amok: they are more than broken, buddy. they are nonexistant. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NAH! The Mike Amok: you do not RULE anything. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I RULE YOUR MOM. leroystanks: BIG HIT SINGLE!!!!! leroystanks: *DANCE* The Mike Amok: you are not even a POLIZE because you cannot MAKE me do shit The Mike Amok: you are nothing but a damn CHRISTIAN. leroystanks: AHAHAHA! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CALL ME POLIZE IN THE FIRST GODDAMN PLACE The Mike Amok: i was speaking metaphorically. The Mike Amok: duh. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: UGH Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YEAH RIGHT The Mike Amok: you have to have a certain level of understanding of abstract thought to grasp that one, buddy. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I ABSTRACT YOUR GODDAMN ASS BUDDY The Mike Amok: yeah you are totally making sense now The Mike Amok: you know you make about as much sense as the bible! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I UNDERSTAND ABSTRACT PERFECTLY. ABSTRACT IS WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR ARGUMENT WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT YOU WERE BEING TOTALLY ABSTRACT. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU FUCK. The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: what you talk about guy. The Mike Amok: what "argument" do you speak of. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: DO NOT CALL ME FASCIST AND THEN TELL ME I AM WRONG FOR TRYIN TO LIVE UP TO THE TITLE. The Mike Amok: there was no argument when i said that. The Mike Amok: what? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: MAKE UP YOUR MIND GUY Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I AM POLIZE OR NOT??? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HEH?? The Mike Amok: how have i been inconsistent? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: TELL ME PLEASE The Mike Amok: i told you i was being metaphorical! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: PLEASE SO I CAN FOLLOW IT AND BE CORRECT The Mike Amok: jeez you cunt read?! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO I CANNOT I AM DUMB YOU ARE RIGHT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: PLEASE SIR SHOW ME THE LIGHT The Mike Amok: MAYBE IF YOU WOULD JUST THINK! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BUT OBVIOUSLY I CANNOT The Mike Amok: YOU CANNOT SHOW A BLIND MAN LIGHT! The Mike Amok: JUST AS I CANNOT SHOW YOU REASON! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHY BOTHER ARGUING WITH A BLIND IDIOT THEN Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: IT GOES NOWHERE!!! The Mike Amok: so? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SO WHY The Mike Amok: why bother doing anything! The Mike Amok: oh it goes nowhere! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BECAUSE YOU CAN GET THINGS DONE The Mike Amok: oh woe is the world! The Mike Amok: it is all so pointless! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT THE FUCK UP The Mike Amok: what's this life for! The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: what "things" Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ACCOMPLISHMENTS GOALS. YOU CANNOT ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING BY ARGUING WITH A BLIND IDIOT. The Mike Amok: it all goes nowhere! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO. leroystanks: FUCK IT ALL COS I DON'T CARE!! The Mike Amok: sure i can accomplish the passage of time The Mike Amok: i can accomplish having done it The Mike Amok: if i had not argued with you The Mike Amok: i would not be able to say i have argued with you Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GET OUT OF THAT? The Mike Amok: WOW I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL! The Mike Amok: WOW I FEEL LIKE I HAVE LIVED SUCH A FULL LIFE! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THAT IS WHAT I AM SAYING Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU GET NOTHING! The Mike Amok: what the fuck do you get out of anything?! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: IT IS SUX The Mike Amok: NO SHIT! leroystanks: fucken ill-ass Ruby. The Mike Amok: UH The Mike Amok: I MEAN NO SHIT I GET NOTHING The Mike Amok: YOU GET NOTHING The Mike Amok: YOU GET NOTHING OUT OF ANY OF THIS The Mike Amok: THAT IS LIFE! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO The Mike Amok: NO?! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I GET PLENTY OUT OF OTHER THINGS The Mike Amok: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN IT IS DONE?! The Mike Amok: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?! The Mike Amok: YOU HAVE NOTHING. The Mike Amok: YOU ARE DEAD AND YOU ARE A FUCK. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT The Mike Amok: AND YOU HAVE NOTHING. The Mike Amok: OH! The Mike Amok: OH RIGHT I FORGOT! The Mike Amok: WE ARE ALL GOING TO HEAVEN! The Mike Amok: FUCKEN CHRISTIAN. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i DID NOT SAY THAT The Mike Amok: SURE BUDDY! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT THE FUCK UP The Mike Amok: POLIZE!!!!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BAH!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THE Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: FUCK Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: UP The Mike Amok: donot flood my chat. The Mike Amok: /kick byaaaaagh Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: DO NOT GET ALL "METAPHORICAL" ON ME AGAIN Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU FUCK leroystanks: ahaha it is irony. The Mike Amok: hey did u c that The Mike Amok: what is irony?! leroystanks: this. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol leroystanks: you. The Mike Amok: what?! leroystanks: both of you. The Mike Amok: wat?! leroystanks: i dunno, man. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: RUBZ IS BEING "METAPHORICAL" The Mike Amok: eh?! leroystanks: i don't even know what irony means. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HE DOES NOT "REALLY" MEAN WE ARE IRONY The Mike Amok: oh please. The Mike Amok: NOW THAT IS IRONIC! The Mike Amok: OR MAYBE IT WOULD BE! The Mike Amok: IF YOU WERE NOT FULL OF SHIT! The Mike Amok: WHICH YOU ARE! The Mike Amok: BUT THEN IT IS LEARNED ISNT I T! The Mike Amok: IT leroystanks: LEARNT The Mike Amok: HAH. The Mike Amok: NO. The Mike Amok: LEARN-ED. leroystanks: LEARNDEDED Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AM I FULL OF SHIT? OR AM I JUST "FULL OF SHIT" The Mike Amok: uh. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: "UH"? The Mike Amok: i was talking to rubz you self-centered son of a bitch. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BUT WAS THAT RUBZ OR WAS IT "RUBZ"? The Mike Amok: it is levels, friend. The Mike Amok: it is both, essentially. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OR MAYBE IT IS "BOTH" The Mike Amok: there is always an up and a down Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: "IS"? leroystanks: the night has come to fuck your bum The Mike Amok: you are halfway there, jesse. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HALFWAY TO GOING INSANE LISTENING TO YOUR GODDAMN BULLSHIT *OnlineHost*: The Mike Amok rolled 1 1-sided die: 1 The Mike Amok: look whose talking. leroystanks: jazzy jam, yo. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YES IT IS ME Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THE POLIZE Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OR AM I "THE POLIZE" Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I JUST DONT KNOW! The Mike Amok: if there is a question, you obviously don't. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I SURE DONT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU ARE RIGHT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I DO NOT GET THE DEEP LEVELS OF THIS Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I GUESS I AM JUST TOO STUPID Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND BLIND The Mike Amok: there is heights as well as depths. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OH I DONT GET THOSE EITHER OBVIOUSLY Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I KNOW NOTHING OF NOTHING leroystanks: this is dumb. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO YOU ARE leroystanks: well no shit. The Mike Amok: u thinx stumbleine sux? leroystanks: you see how i do not participate. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AHAHA leroystanks: no i mean you are dumb. The Mike Amok: wait what? The Mike Amok: it is dumb but you are dumb therefore you donot participate? leroystanks: right. The Mike Amok: what, there have to be even distribution of dumb? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: DUMB OF A FEATHER FLOCK SEPARATE Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SEPARATE BUT EVEN. The Mike Amok: yeah jesse is dumb. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND BLIND Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: GOD DON"T FORGET BLIND Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHAT A FUCKING TRAVESTY THAT WOULD BE The Mike Amok: i am not dumb though i dunno what you are talking about. The Mike Amok: no i think there is even distribution. The Mike Amok: there is one in the argument and one without. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: GREAT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I AM CONSOLDE Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THE UNIVERSE IS ALRIGHT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! The Mike Amok: rubz? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT IT!!! leroystanks: aye. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: CRAM YOUR SHIT!!! The Mike Amok: why you call me dumb? The Mike Amok: maybe it is because you are dumb, huh? The Mike Amok: and yet you called jesse dumb? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT IT. leroystanks: y'know.. cos i have the right to. The Mike Amok: why is your dumbness inconsistent? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: IT. The Mike Amok: is that just the nature of the dumb? The Mike Amok: now hold on. leroystanks: and i felt like excercising my right. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I"LL GIVE YOU NATURE. The Mike Amok: yes you have the right to. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU GUY. The Mike Amok: but you donot just do everything you have the right to. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. The Mike Amok: and it is not as if anyone tried to deny you that right. leroystanks: no. i do it when i feel like it. The Mike Amok: so it is not like you are being punk here! The Mike Amok: god knows you are just a phony. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT THE FUCK UP. leroystanks: as are you, guy. The Mike Amok: ah i am abandone. The Mike Amok: they are talking to each other now. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT UP. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I TALK TO YOU. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHEN I SAY.SHUT UP. The Mike Amok: he talk to rubz. The Mike Amok: and rubz talk to him. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT UP SCOTT. The Mike Amok: he is so confused. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: MR. MACHOREK< SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FACE The Mike Amok: now he is talking to my dad who is not even here. leroystanks: kaboom. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SJMACHOREK Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUTUP Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: FUCKER Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I WILL COCKSMACK YOU Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND MY DICK IS IRON Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND RUSTY Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND YOU WILL GET TETANUS The Mike Amok: now it seem he is just mashing random letters on the keyboard. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND THEN I WILL GIVE YOU THE SHOT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: IT WILL BE UP YOUR ASS The Mike Amok: how sad. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SAD IS WHAT YOU WILL BE. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU WILL CRY THE TEARS. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I WILL MAKE YOU HURT. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I WILL BREAK YOUR SPIRIT. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU ARE FRIGHTENED NOW. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YES I SMELL YOUR PISSY FEAR. The Mike Amok: now that is irony. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I AM VICTORIOUS IN MY ANIMAL BRUTALITY. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THE GLORY OF MY BLOODY JAWS ECLIPSING ALL THE SORE MUSCLES I HAVE ENDURED TO GET HERE. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: TO THIS MOMENT IN TIME. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHEN I LIFT MY HEAD TO THE SKY AND ROAR TO THE PRIMAL GOD OF HUNTING. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWOGROgrowowowooROR!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ROOOOOWOWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!~!~@!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: bwar. The Mike Amok: what have i become Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: meat. The Mike Amok: my sweetest freind Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i eat you. The Mike Amok: everyone i know The Mike Amok: goes away in the end The Mike Amok: and you could have it all Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: nah i am right here i and i eat you. The Mike Amok: my empire of dirt The Mike Amok: i will let you down Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NOW TIHS IS IRONY FREINDS The Mike Amok: etc. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: suppar. The Mike Amok: NO NO The Mike Amok: SEE The Mike Amok: YOU SAY THE SHIT BEFORE NAD IT The Mike Amok: AH FORGET IT The Mike Amok: BYE! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: bye. The Mike Amok: ENJOAW WHATNTO! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: thx' Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh has left the room. The Mike Amok: wow that was gay. leroystanks: srrsly leroystanks: too gay for theyak that is for sure. The Mike Amok: dude you cannot type. The Mike Amok: bah! The Mike Amok: you discriminate The Mike Amok: you have the bias leroystanks: nah. The Mike Amok: what do you know what is right for theyak leroystanks: i know because it is mine. The Mike Amok: that is not follow logically. leroystanks: i don't care. The Mike Amok: well duh. leroystanks: i am not one for logic. The Mike Amok: just noting. The Mike Amok: then why you say such shit? The Mike Amok: "because" as if it were a cause. The Mike Amok: causality is of the logical world. The Mike Amok: not your world of .. of.. leroystanks: yeah? leroystanks: c'mon, genius, spit it out! The Mike Amok: woe. leroystanks: ahaha.
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