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2002-08-24 - 6:08 p.m.


The Mike Amok: hm.

The Mike Amok: check it out guy.

The Mike Amok: if jesse is not online by 5:38 eastern time

The Mike Amok: i win.

The Mike Amok: then you will owe me CASH.

leroystanks: haha.

leroystanks: i do not remember betting cash.

leroystanks: and what is this 5:38 shit?

The Mike Amok: UH.

leroystanks: you said 5:30.

The Mike Amok: WHAT THE HELL ELSE WOULD YOU BET IN A POOL?

The Mike Amok: YES I SAID 5:30 CENTRAL TIME.

The Mike Amok: WHICH IS 6:30 EASTERN

leroystanks: that is not 5:38.

The Mike Amok: WHAT?

The Mike Amok: 5:38 IS ABOUT HALFWAY BETWEEN 4:45 AND 6:30

The Mike Amok: RIGHT?

leroystanks: that is nonsense.

The Mike Amok: WHAT?

leroystanks: if he is not online by 5:30 central, you lose.

The Mike Amok: UH..

leroystanks: nobody win.

The Mike Amok: HOW YOU FIGURE?

leroystanks: cos you bet that he will be here at 5:30 central!

leroystanks: if he is not you lose!

The Mike Amok: ANYTIME AFTER 5:38 IS CLOSER TO MY TIME THAN YOURS.

leroystanks: WTF?!

The Mike Amok: THAT IS BULLSHIT.

The Mike Amok: THEN YOU ALREADY LOSE AND I WIN BY DEFAULT!

leroystanks: NO!

The Mike Amok: NO?

leroystanks: whatever i am not paying you shit anyway.

The Mike Amok: EVEN IF I DONOT WIN BY DEFUALT, YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST!

The Mike Amok: DO YOU WANT TO LOSE OR DO YOU WANT TO STILL HAVE THE CHANCE?????/

leroystanks: BAH!

The Mike Amok: WHAT????????????????????????

leroystanks: BAH!

The Mike Amok: WHY?????????????????????

leroystanks: WHATEVER!

The Mike Amok: YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO WIN!

leroystanks: FINE!

The Mike Amok: HE HAVE 30 MINUTE TO GET HERE!

The Mike Amok: OR I WIN!

leroystanks: UNLESS OF COURSE HE SHOW UP AT LIKE 6:15

The Mike Amok: SO YOU BETTER GET ALL YOU PSYCHIC ENERGIES TO SUMMON HIS ASS!

The Mike Amok: WHAT?

The Mike Amok: IT WILL STILL BE CLOSER TO MY TIME THAN YOURS.

leroystanks: UGH.

The Mike Amok: HE COULD NOT SHOW UP FOR TWO WEEKS AND I STILL WIN!

leroystanks: WHAT SO YOU WIN REGARDLESS?

leroystanks: FUCKEN CHEATER.

The Mike Amok: HOW YOU FIGURE I AM CHEAT?????//

leroystanks: YOU AND YOUR CLOSER BULLSHIT.

leroystanks: IF HE DOES NOT SHOW UP AT 5:30 CENTRAL, YOUR ASS LOSES!

The Mike Amok: YOU COULD HAVE BET A TIME AFTER MINE AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE HUGE WINDOW!

The Mike Amok: NO.

The Mike Amok: OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS.

The Mike Amok: IT IS ROLL OVER TO TOMORROW.

The Mike Amok: SO IF HE SHOW UP AT LIKE 6 IN THE MORNING, YOU TOTALLY WIN!

leroystanks: NAH I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!!

The Mike Amok: TOO BAD!!!!!

leroystanks: YOU COMPLICATE THINGS!

The Mike Amok: YOU CANNOT BACK OUT NOW!!!!!!

leroystanks: I DO NOT NEED THIS!

The Mike Amok: WE HAVE ORAL CONTRACT!!!!

The Mike Amok: I SUE YOU ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

leroystanks: KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF ME!

leroystanks: YOU CANNOT SUE ME!

The Mike Amok: YEAH YOU WISH I PUT MY MOUTH ON YOU!!!!!!

leroystanks: NASTY FUCK!

The Mike Amok: YOU ARE THE WISHER!

The Mike Amok: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BRING IT UP ALL THE TIME!

The Mike Amok: WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT IT?!?!?!??

The Mike Amok: YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND.

leroystanks: YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH JESSE.

leroystanks: WHO IS NOT HERE YET.

The Mike Amok: NO.

The Mike Amok: JEWSASEES IS NOT EVEN HERE.

The Mike Amok: HOW COULD JESSE HAVE BROUGHT IT UP JUST NOW???????/

The Mike Amok: YOU ARETHE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mike Amok: NO ONE ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR FANTASIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mike Amok: NO ONE WHO IS PRESENT AT LEAST.

The Mike Amok: YEAH SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT???????

leroystanks: no.

The Mike Amok: WHAT?????????????????

leroystanks: what?

The Mike Amok: ok.

leroystanks: wtf it's Saturday?

The Mike Amok: lol uh yeah..

leroystanks: blargh

The Mike Amok: and jesse have five minute to get here!

leroystanks: that means i have to fucken work tomorrow.

The Mike Amok: :-(

leroystanks: and they come back tomorrow!!!

leroystanks: agh!!!!

The Mike Amok: bleergh

The Mike Amok: i win.

leroystanks: say what?

The Mike Amok: i win.

leroystanks: how?

The Mike Amok: ah forget it.

The Mike Amok: uh cause there is no jesse.

leroystanks: erm..

The Mike Amok: heh?

leroystanks: right.

The Mike Amok: wha?

leroystanks: Corduroy confused.

The Mike Amok: um the pool thing!

leroystanks: now you win cos he is NOT here?!

The Mike Amok: WTF?

The Mike Amok: I WIN BECAUSE HE HAS NOT SHOWN UP YET AND YOUR TIME IS PAST.

The Mike Amok: ANY TIME AFTER NOW HE IS CLOSER TO MY TIME THAN YOURS.

The Mike Amok: UNLESS HE NEVER EVER SHOW UP AGAIN IN WHICH CASE WE BOTH DEFINITELY LOSE.

leroystanks: oh so we are back to this again?

The Mike Amok: no shit.

The Mike Amok: jesus christ.

leroystanks: yeah but i quit.

The Mike Amok: then i sue.

leroystanks: i counter sue.

The Mike Amok: you have contractual obligation okay.

leroystanks: i don't care. i still counter sue.

leroystanks: for mental anguish.

The Mike Amok: you lose.

leroystanks: not when they see how mentally incompetent i am.

The Mike Amok: lfmbo.

The Mike Amok: WELL YOU GOT ME THERE PAL!

leroystanks: hey i'm willing to settle, guy.

The Mike Amok: YOU NEED TO SETTLE.

leroystanks: since there's no way you're going to win in court.

The Mike Amok: YEAH WELL THERE"S NO WAY YOU"RE GOING TO WIN THE POOL!

leroystanks: the pool is null and void now.

The Mike Amok: NO.

leroystanks: yes.

The Mike Amok: YOU OWE ME CASH!

The Mike Amok: DONOT TRY TO WEASEL OUT!

leroystanks: one of the two parties in agreement was not of the mental capacity to understand the rules and obligations.

The Mike Amok: YOUR MOM!

The Mike Amok: WHAT YOU SAYING RETARDS CANNOT BUY LOTTERY TICKETS???????

leroystanks: oh yeah. good one. that will hold up on the stands.

The Mike Amok: THAT IS BULLSHIT!

leroystanks: i'll tell you what is bullshit.

The Mike Amok: YOU ARE DISCRIMINATE!!!11

leroystanks: YOUR LOGIC!

The Mike Amok: OH?????/

The Mike Amok: I THINK NOT!!!!!!

leroystanks: YOU SURE DON'T!

The Mike Amok: I THINK YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!

The Mike Amok: AND YOUR ALSO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leroystanks: SAID THE POT TO THE KETTLE!

The Mike Amok: UH.

The Mike Amok: YEAH, CAUSE KETTLES ARE DUMB.

The Mike Amok: MAYBE YOU DONOT THINK SO BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Mike Amok: LFMBO

leroystanks: hey, guy.

The Mike Amok: hey?

leroystanks: I H8 U!

The Mike Amok: nah.

leroystanks: watchoo mean nah?

leroystanks: you don't know what i feel!

The Mike Amok: yes. i do.

The Mike Amok: and as if you did!

leroystanks: what?!

leroystanks: jeezus!!

leroystanks: you should change

leroystanks: your name to

leroystanks: TheMindFuck

The Mike Amok: uh.

The Mike Amok: you are jesse or some shit?

The Mike Amok: YOU CANNOT CHANGE TEH NAME ON AIM!

The Mike Amok: DUMMY!!!

leroystanks: yeah well you have about 20 of them, though.

leroystanks: DUMMY!!!!!!!!

The Mike Amok: NO YOU MUST HAVE CONFUSE ME FOR MARTY.

leroystanks: NO.

The Mike Amok: YES!!!

The Mike Amok: I HAVE SEVEN NAMES!

The Mike Amok: I HAVE HAD AIM FOR FIVE YEARS!

The Mike Amok: THAT IS LESS THAN ONE AND A HALF NAMES PER YEAR!

The Mike Amok: I HAVE NOT HAD THIS NAME LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!

leroystanks: so?

The Mike Amok: SO I CANNOT CHANGE MY NAME, JESSE!!!

leroystanks: okay, guy.

The Mike Amok: LOL!!!!!

The Mike Amok: I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1

leroystanks: GO FIGURE.

The Mike Amok: you are so bitter.

The Mike Amok: hey, we can't ALL be perfect, guy.

leroystanks: WANNA BET?!

The Mike Amok: are you sure you can afford that?

The Mike Amok: hey where the fuck is jesse anyway?

The Mike Amok: IT IS SATURDAY, FOR CHRIST"S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

leroystanks: har.

The Mike Amok: he is like some damn normal person.

The Mike Amok: he is like that alot lately.

The Mike Amok: i am worry about him.

The Mike Amok: almost as much as i am worry about you.

leroystanks: what i am not nor.... uh...

The Mike Amok: /me twiddles my thumbs.


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