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TITLE HERE 2002-08-24 - 6:08 p.m. The Mike Amok: hm. The Mike Amok: check it out guy. The Mike Amok: if jesse is not online by 5:38 eastern time The Mike Amok: i win. The Mike Amok: then you will owe me CASH. leroystanks: haha. leroystanks: i do not remember betting cash. leroystanks: and what is this 5:38 shit? The Mike Amok: UH. leroystanks: you said 5:30. The Mike Amok: WHAT THE HELL ELSE WOULD YOU BET IN A POOL? The Mike Amok: YES I SAID 5:30 CENTRAL TIME. The Mike Amok: WHICH IS 6:30 EASTERN leroystanks: that is not 5:38. The Mike Amok: WHAT? The Mike Amok: 5:38 IS ABOUT HALFWAY BETWEEN 4:45 AND 6:30 The Mike Amok: RIGHT? leroystanks: that is nonsense. The Mike Amok: WHAT? leroystanks: if he is not online by 5:30 central, you lose. The Mike Amok: UH.. leroystanks: nobody win. The Mike Amok: HOW YOU FIGURE? leroystanks: cos you bet that he will be here at 5:30 central! leroystanks: if he is not you lose! The Mike Amok: ANYTIME AFTER 5:38 IS CLOSER TO MY TIME THAN YOURS. leroystanks: WTF?! The Mike Amok: THAT IS BULLSHIT. The Mike Amok: THEN YOU ALREADY LOSE AND I WIN BY DEFAULT! leroystanks: NO! The Mike Amok: NO? leroystanks: whatever i am not paying you shit anyway. The Mike Amok: EVEN IF I DONOT WIN BY DEFUALT, YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST! The Mike Amok: DO YOU WANT TO LOSE OR DO YOU WANT TO STILL HAVE THE CHANCE?????/ leroystanks: BAH! The Mike Amok: WHAT???????????????????????? leroystanks: BAH! The Mike Amok: WHY????????????????????? leroystanks: WHATEVER! The Mike Amok: YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO WIN! leroystanks: FINE! The Mike Amok: HE HAVE 30 MINUTE TO GET HERE! The Mike Amok: OR I WIN! leroystanks: UNLESS OF COURSE HE SHOW UP AT LIKE 6:15 The Mike Amok: SO YOU BETTER GET ALL YOU PSYCHIC ENERGIES TO SUMMON HIS ASS! The Mike Amok: WHAT? The Mike Amok: IT WILL STILL BE CLOSER TO MY TIME THAN YOURS. leroystanks: UGH. The Mike Amok: HE COULD NOT SHOW UP FOR TWO WEEKS AND I STILL WIN! leroystanks: WHAT SO YOU WIN REGARDLESS? leroystanks: FUCKEN CHEATER. The Mike Amok: HOW YOU FIGURE I AM CHEAT?????// leroystanks: YOU AND YOUR CLOSER BULLSHIT. leroystanks: IF HE DOES NOT SHOW UP AT 5:30 CENTRAL, YOUR ASS LOSES! The Mike Amok: YOU COULD HAVE BET A TIME AFTER MINE AND THEN YOU WOULD HAVE HUGE WINDOW! The Mike Amok: NO. The Mike Amok: OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS. The Mike Amok: IT IS ROLL OVER TO TOMORROW. The Mike Amok: SO IF HE SHOW UP AT LIKE 6 IN THE MORNING, YOU TOTALLY WIN! leroystanks: NAH I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!! The Mike Amok: TOO BAD!!!!! leroystanks: YOU COMPLICATE THINGS! The Mike Amok: YOU CANNOT BACK OUT NOW!!!!!! leroystanks: I DO NOT NEED THIS! The Mike Amok: WE HAVE ORAL CONTRACT!!!! The Mike Amok: I SUE YOU ASS!!!!!!!!!!! leroystanks: KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF OF ME! leroystanks: YOU CANNOT SUE ME! The Mike Amok: YEAH YOU WISH I PUT MY MOUTH ON YOU!!!!!! leroystanks: NASTY FUCK! The Mike Amok: YOU ARE THE WISHER! The Mike Amok: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BRING IT UP ALL THE TIME! The Mike Amok: WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT IT?!?!?!?? The Mike Amok: YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND. leroystanks: YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH JESSE. leroystanks: WHO IS NOT HERE YET. The Mike Amok: NO. The Mike Amok: JEWSASEES IS NOT EVEN HERE. The Mike Amok: HOW COULD JESSE HAVE BROUGHT IT UP JUST NOW???????/ The Mike Amok: YOU ARETHE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP JUST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: NO ONE ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR FANTASIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: NO ONE WHO IS PRESENT AT LEAST. The Mike Amok: YEAH SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT??????? leroystanks: no. The Mike Amok: WHAT????????????????? leroystanks: what? The Mike Amok: ok. leroystanks: wtf it's Saturday? The Mike Amok: lol uh yeah.. leroystanks: blargh The Mike Amok: and jesse have five minute to get here! leroystanks: that means i have to fucken work tomorrow. The Mike Amok: :-( leroystanks: and they come back tomorrow!!! leroystanks: agh!!!! The Mike Amok: bleergh The Mike Amok: i win. leroystanks: say what? The Mike Amok: i win. leroystanks: how? The Mike Amok: ah forget it. The Mike Amok: uh cause there is no jesse. leroystanks: erm.. The Mike Amok: heh? leroystanks: right. The Mike Amok: wha? leroystanks: Corduroy confused. The Mike Amok: um the pool thing! leroystanks: now you win cos he is NOT here?! The Mike Amok: WTF? The Mike Amok: I WIN BECAUSE HE HAS NOT SHOWN UP YET AND YOUR TIME IS PAST. The Mike Amok: ANY TIME AFTER NOW HE IS CLOSER TO MY TIME THAN YOURS. The Mike Amok: UNLESS HE NEVER EVER SHOW UP AGAIN IN WHICH CASE WE BOTH DEFINITELY LOSE. leroystanks: oh so we are back to this again? The Mike Amok: no shit. The Mike Amok: jesus christ. leroystanks: yeah but i quit. The Mike Amok: then i sue. leroystanks: i counter sue. The Mike Amok: you have contractual obligation okay. leroystanks: i don't care. i still counter sue. leroystanks: for mental anguish. The Mike Amok: you lose. leroystanks: not when they see how mentally incompetent i am. The Mike Amok: lfmbo. The Mike Amok: WELL YOU GOT ME THERE PAL! leroystanks: hey i'm willing to settle, guy. The Mike Amok: YOU NEED TO SETTLE. leroystanks: since there's no way you're going to win in court. The Mike Amok: YEAH WELL THERE"S NO WAY YOU"RE GOING TO WIN THE POOL! leroystanks: the pool is null and void now. The Mike Amok: NO. leroystanks: yes. The Mike Amok: YOU OWE ME CASH! The Mike Amok: DONOT TRY TO WEASEL OUT! leroystanks: one of the two parties in agreement was not of the mental capacity to understand the rules and obligations. The Mike Amok: YOUR MOM! The Mike Amok: WHAT YOU SAYING RETARDS CANNOT BUY LOTTERY TICKETS??????? leroystanks: oh yeah. good one. that will hold up on the stands. The Mike Amok: THAT IS BULLSHIT! leroystanks: i'll tell you what is bullshit. The Mike Amok: YOU ARE DISCRIMINATE!!!11 leroystanks: YOUR LOGIC! The Mike Amok: OH?????/ The Mike Amok: I THINK NOT!!!!!! leroystanks: YOU SURE DON'T! The Mike Amok: I THINK YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: AND YOUR ALSO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leroystanks: SAID THE POT TO THE KETTLE! The Mike Amok: UH. The Mike Amok: YEAH, CAUSE KETTLES ARE DUMB. The Mike Amok: MAYBE YOU DONOT THINK SO BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: LFMBO leroystanks: hey, guy. The Mike Amok: hey? leroystanks: I H8 U! The Mike Amok: nah. leroystanks: watchoo mean nah? leroystanks: you don't know what i feel! The Mike Amok: yes. i do. The Mike Amok: and as if you did! leroystanks: what?! leroystanks: jeezus!! leroystanks: you should change leroystanks: your name to leroystanks: TheMindFuck The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: you are jesse or some shit? The Mike Amok: YOU CANNOT CHANGE TEH NAME ON AIM! The Mike Amok: DUMMY!!! leroystanks: yeah well you have about 20 of them, though. leroystanks: DUMMY!!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: NO YOU MUST HAVE CONFUSE ME FOR MARTY. leroystanks: NO. The Mike Amok: YES!!! The Mike Amok: I HAVE SEVEN NAMES! The Mike Amok: I HAVE HAD AIM FOR FIVE YEARS! The Mike Amok: THAT IS LESS THAN ONE AND A HALF NAMES PER YEAR! The Mike Amok: I HAVE NOT HAD THIS NAME LONG ENOUGH!!!!!! leroystanks: so? The Mike Amok: SO I CANNOT CHANGE MY NAME, JESSE!!! leroystanks: okay, guy. The Mike Amok: LOL!!!!! The Mike Amok: I WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1 leroystanks: GO FIGURE. The Mike Amok: you are so bitter. The Mike Amok: hey, we can't ALL be perfect, guy. leroystanks: WANNA BET?! The Mike Amok: are you sure you can afford that? The Mike Amok: hey where the fuck is jesse anyway? The Mike Amok: IT IS SATURDAY, FOR CHRIST"S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!1 leroystanks: har. The Mike Amok: he is like some damn normal person. The Mike Amok: he is like that alot lately. The Mike Amok: i am worry about him. The Mike Amok: almost as much as i am worry about you. leroystanks: what i am not nor.... uh... The Mike Amok: /me twiddles my thumbs. |