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Johnny Goat. In Rare Form. 2002-08-27 - 10:46 p.m. The Mike Amok: FUCK MAN CLASSIC!!!!!! leroystanks: FUCK MAN? leroystanks: I DO NOT RECALL HIM. The Mike Amok: heh? leroystanks: WHAT MEGAMAN HE WAS IN?!?! The Mike Amok: parse!!!!! The Mike Amok: parse you fuck!!!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: fuck, MAN, classic!!!!!!! leroystanks: YOU HAVE TOURETTE'S?! The Mike Amok: goddamn i have to SPELL EVERYHTING OUT?????/ The Mike Amok: what???????? leroystanks: FUCK! leroystanks: MAN! leroystanks: CLASSIC! leroystanks: SHIT! leroystanks: PISS! The Mike Amok: it is true. The Mike Amok: (PEE)? leroystanks: (VOMIT) leroystanks: (PASS STONE) The Mike Amok: Excuse me what I meant to say was Holy fucking goodness, my fellow man, that is a classic song! The Mike Amok: hey how you know (pee) is make the picture of a toilet? The Mike Amok: as you obviously do. leroystanks: I AM UNAWARE OF MY GENIUS. The Mike Amok: my ass. leroystanks: seriously. leroystanks: er.... shit. leroystanks: oh well there go that poem! The Mike Amok: :? leroystanks: oh well.. leroystanks: BACK TO THE PLACEBO!! leroystanks: oh... shit... dude.... Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: whah? The Mike Amok: duuude... what is it? leroystanks: "Last year in Japan, Sony released an oddball spinoff of Ape Escape called Piposaru 2001 where the object was to (literally) suck the pants off of 2001 monkeys using your trusty vacuume cleaner." leroystanks: don't know why there's an e there. The Mike Amok: literally... as opposed to... leroystanks: yeah. i dunno about that, either. leroystanks: i don't know how you would do that figuratively. The Mike Amok: right. leroystanks: oh well. The Mike Amok: talk about shoddy journalism. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: U DUNT UNDERSTAND THEIR ART leroystanks: well i doubt these fucks got degrees.. in.. anything. The Mike Amok: oh jesse. must you always be so contrary? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: yez leroystanks: the e was my fault, though. The Mike Amok: well that would be the editors' fault anyway. leroystanks: hm? The Mike Amok: if it'd actually been in there. leroystanks: no i put the e there. leroystanks: oh, yeah. The Mike Amok: hm. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: shit dude. The Mike Amok: heh? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i told her that i was well aware of that and that i didn't want to do it because she isn't Pavlov and i'm not a dog. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: why is that cracking me up? The Mike Amok: because i have no idea what you're talking about? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: iz rubz diary. The Mike Amok: o rite. The Mike Amok: i donot check every five minutes like some goddamn stalker. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: LOL The Mike Amok: nor do i have the inside scoop. The Mike Amok: since you and rob are the best freinds and i am odd fuck out. The Mike Amok: I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: yeah yeah leroystanks: hey shutup. leroystanks: grrooooooooooooo leroystanks: i heard some shit on the radio this morning... bible stories told by Eminem. leroystanks: hoooo! leroystanks: it was not really him but it sound like him. leroystanks: anyway The Mike Amok: fascinating./ The Mike Amok: ---//////////// leroystanks: I ALMOST HAD AN ACCIDENT, FUCK! leroystanks: I LAFF SO HARD Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: maybe you should listen to sometihng else leroystanks: but it was funny. leroystanks: IT WAS NOAH'S ARK, YO! leroystanks: NOAH'S WIFE WAS LIKE THAT STUPID BOAT AIN'T GONNA FLOAT AND NOAH SAID SHUTUP BITCH BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT The Mike Amok: sorry man i donot listen to the radio. leroystanks: bullshit. leroystanks: cranky fuck. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: huh Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: he is cranky because he do not listen to the radio? leroystanks: he is cranky. The Mike Amok: yeah The Mike Amok: and The Mike Amok: yeah The Mike Amok: so're you. leroystanks: nah. The Mike Amok: YEAH RIGHT! leroystanks: i know. i am. leroystanks: right, that is. The Mike Amok: IT IS CALLED SARCASM, MY FREIND! leroystanks: yes. i am quite versed in it. The Mike Amok: WELL!!!!!! leroystanks: my throat hurts. The Mike Amok: I WILL TRY TO BE MORE GENTLE NEXT TIME! The Mike Amok: NAH FUCK IT! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao. The Mike Amok: TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!! The Mike Amok: TAKE IT!!!!!! leroystanks: ahaha it have nothing to do with you! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: it is already lubed and everything. The Mike Amok: WHAT?! leroystanks: IT HURTS BECAUSE I SING ALONG TO THE PLACEBO!!! The Mike Amok: YOU TWO-TIMING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! The Mike Amok: YOU CRACKING MY CROWN!!!!!! The Mike Amok: haha yeah. The Mike Amok: "sing along to the placebo" leroystanks: wha? The Mike Amok: is that what they are calling it these days? leroystanks: you are a fuck!! The Mike Amok: and you are the fucked. leroystanks: NOT BY YOU! The Mike Amok: hehe The Mike Amok: /me nudges jesse. The Mike Amok: it is you turn buddy. leroystanks: bah! leroystanks: *walk out* The Mike Amok: lol. The Mike Amok: see, we are speaking figuratively. The Mike Amok: you did not really walk out. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: oh. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: robert. open up you throat. The Mike Amok: :P leroystanks: no. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: :-( leroystanks: respect my personal space. The Mike Amok: >-D The Mike Amok: brb Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you are such a pussy, dude. why don't you REALLY act like one and let me fuck you? leroystanks: sheesh you are stubborn! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no, i am just persistent. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you are the one that is stubborn. leroystanks: and i am resistant to your persistance. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: stubbornly resistant. leroystanks: your cock will not touch me. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: :-( leroystanks: tough luck. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: :'S leroystanks: bleargh. leroystanks: hack koff argh Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i got a remedy for you buddy. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: bastard soup for the soul. leroystanks: it better not involve your cock. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: :-( leroystanks: seriously guy you need to give it up. leroystanks: i am like Pope Fort Knox. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: :'C The Mike Amok: lfmbo The Mike Amok: wtf dude Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: wbx. The Mike Amok: jesse leroystanks: wwwwr Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm? The Mike Amok: far as i see he is acting just like the pussy Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: but he won't let me fuck!!! The Mike Amok: exactly. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: but leroystanks: haw. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: pussy is totally receptive to fucking! leroystanks: DUDE! leroystanks: STOP PLAYING AROUND! The Mike Amok: you have been hanging around your mom too much. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: bagh! leroystanks: I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT DENSE! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SONOFABITCH The Mike Amok: NO! The Mike Amok: YOU HANG! The Mike Amok: WITH YOU MOM! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I"LL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: /me GROWLZ THREATENINGLY Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: 2 BAD IT IS SOUND LIKE SW2P The Mike Amok: laaaaaafmbo leroystanks: gargh leroystanks: *bounce like a mofo* The Mike Amok: pow pow pow leroystanks: *spin like a bitch* The Mike Amok: O SHIT!!! The Mike Amok: GO DIZZY DRUMMER!!!!! leroystanks: WHOO I BET WE GET SOME NICE FUX TIME SIGNATURES NOW!!!!11 leroystanks: *fall over* The Mike Amok: :-) leroystanks: it is like playing with the substance abusing drummer minus the substance. The Mike Amok: except of course when you are on the substance. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i'll give you a substance rubz. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: cummaw abuse me more i like it. leroystanks: nah i will never be on the substance. The Mike Amok: never again, eh? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: bah. leroystanks: right. The Mike Amok: fucken drunk. The Mike Amok: drunk punk. leroystanks: blaw. leroystanks: Jesse will be the substance abuser. leroystanks: frontman and all. leroystanks: it is not always the drummer. The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: the substance abuser? leroystanks: yeah. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ah. The Mike Amok: the substance abuser? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no dude. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i abuse no substance. leroystanks: not yet. The Mike Amok: hoohah. The Mike Amok: rob is sound like me. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: there is no yet. The Mike Amok: WTF does that mean? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: there is no drug future for me. leroystanks: Jesse sound like me. The Mike Amok: lol. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that is because i cop you shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: quick.. you cop uh... my shit? The Mike Amok: GREAT SO I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE FAG NOW?! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: or no Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: right. The Mike Amok: BAH! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: quick, scott. comment on your dead end job and the wellwater conspiracy. The Mike Amok: trickluhdasumshitz. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ahaha. leroystanks: now Jesse will say he do not give a shit and spout off random Placebo lyrics. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHATEVER The Mike Amok: and you will bitch about it. leroystanks: and Scott will go "lol" The Mike Amok: lol. leroystanks: what is so funny? The Mike Amok: ur mom leroystanks: c'mon Jesse fucken guy it is your turn! The Mike Amok: blah now he is just being jesse. The Mike Amok: all not being here. leroystanks: he do not play right. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no leroystanks: party pooper. The Mike Amok: really. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: like rubz do not have the long silences!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: cummaw! The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: and like i never say "lol"? leroystanks: we all have them. leroystanks: anyway The Mike Amok: :]
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