Ketchup walked into Mustard with Mayonnaise one day..
2002-08-27 - 10:13 p.m.


The Mike Amok: hmm! ketchup on a chicken sandwich

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Innov8z.

The Mike Amok: surprisingly edible.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: 2 bad ketchup is ill.

leroystanks: as far as i'm concerned all the union does is guarantee people who fuck up a job.

The Mike Amok: nope.

leroystanks: seriously.

leroystanks: ketchup is quite ill.

The Mike Amok: nope.

leroystanks: unless it is that spicy shit.

The Mike Amok: i am love the shit they are putting out now.

The Mike Amok: actually, this is spicy shit.

leroystanks: alright, then.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: never had.

The Mike Amok: we have the garlic shit too.

The Mike Amok: mm, mm.

The Mike Amok: so nice.

leroystanks: regular ketchup is ill.

The Mike Amok: nah.

leroystanks: yeah.

The Mike Amok: no, sorry.

The Mike Amok: but thanks for playing.

leroystanks: so is mayonnaise.

The Mike Amok: better luck next time.

The Mike Amok: mayo rox.

leroystanks: the song, yeah.

leroystanks: the condiment, no.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: nah!

The Mike Amok: both.

leroystanks: er.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: mayo rox!!

leroystanks: nah.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: especially with a chicken sandwich.

The Mike Amok: oh great, i got the fag on my side.

The Mike Amok: hm.

The Mike Amok: i almost put the mayo on this here shit.

leroystanks: a fickle fag at that.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: a hot chicken sandwich.

The Mike Amok: hot?

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: aye.

leroystanks: i could have sworn that fuck said he did not like mayo.

The Mike Amok: heat hot or spicy hot?

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh, no. i eat the shit everyday, yo.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: heat.

The Mike Amok: well shit...

The Mike Amok: oh, well..

leroystanks: why you have a problem with Burger King using it, then?

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: bah. it is just not right on burgers.

leroystanks: you fuck.

The Mike Amok: i am like "what other kind of chicken is there"

The Mike Amok: but yeah i guess there is

The Mike Amok: but anyway

The Mike Amok: when i say chicken sandwich, i mean like the chicken patties.

The Mike Amok: that is my favorite type of chicken!

The Mike Amok: :-)

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i meant like the chicken breast there.

leroystanks: the fake kind.

The Mike Amok: er.. the hell?

The Mike Amok: mayo is most right on burgers.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no.

The Mike Amok: yes.

leroystanks: maybe i should rephrase...

The Mike Amok: i have not had on my chicken sandwiches.

leroystanks: i do not willingly put mayo on anything.

leroystanks: if it's there, fine.

leroystanks: i don't go out of my way to say hold the mayo.

leroystanks: cos that is gay.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: mm.

The Mike Amok: i usually put it on lunchmeat type sandwiches.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i usually do the same shit.

The Mike Amok: and burgers.

leroystanks: i'll have ham hold the burger.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that too. except not burgers.

The Mike Amok: but i will try it on my chicken sandwiches next time.

leroystanks: shit you do not even notice the mayo on Burger King shit when it is mixed with the ketchup and mustard!

The Mike Amok: i will make it like the burger.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: sure i don't.

leroystanks: honey mastarrde.

The Mike Amok: really.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw.

The Mike Amok: er..

The Mike Amok: mustarrde.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no it is mastarrde.

The Mike Amok: no.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that is the title of the file ok.

leroystanks: uh.

The Mike Amok: i prefer mustarrde.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: well. too bad.

leroystanks: too bad, guy.

The Mike Amok: dude, i don't give a shit about you titles.

The Mike Amok: wtf?

The Mike Amok: dumbnuts.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no you.

The Mike Amok: there is not enough mustard if it is mastarrde.

The Mike Amok: it is only occupy one damn letter.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: but see in mastarrde it is mustard, bastarrde and masturbation.

leroystanks: fuck you and your ass derived logic, guy.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: all at once.

The Mike Amok: nah.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh yeah.

The Mike Amok: then it would just be masturbation and bastarrde.

The Mike Amok: which is fine.

The Mike Amok: but there is no mustard.

Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no it is all at once!!!

leroystanks: sheesh.

The Mike Amok: nope.

leroystanks: Scott have no imagination.

The Mike Amok: my ass.


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