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Smurf 3:16 2002-08-30 - 4:57 p.m. leroystanks: hm.... wasn't Azrael the name of that cat from the Smurfs? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: aye. leroystanks: crazy. leroystanks: Azrael is some biblical shit. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: yup. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: some crazy angel there. leroystanks: aye. leroystanks: they try to convert the kiddies. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ahaha. TheMikeAmok: uh. TheMikeAmok: TO WHAT? TheMikeAmok: SATANISM?! TheMikeAmok: DUMBFUCK. TheMikeAmok: HE WAS BAD GUY OKAY!!!!! leroystanks: ah shutup. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: yeah, i was thinking he was one of the less pleasant ones. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: oh yeah the cat. TheMikeAmok: UM WHAT? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: him too. TheMikeAmok: LMAO TheMikeAmok: YOUR DUMB byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: seriously, though.. TheMikeAmok: THE SMURFS ARE OBVIOUSLY PAGANS. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: so, really.. TheMikeAmok: EH? leroystanks: but anyway i do not think Azrael was a nice angel, either. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: they were trying to convert the kids to paganism, not necessarily satanism. TheMikeAmok: SAME SHIT DUMBNUTS byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh.. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no. TheMikeAmok: UH YES byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: what the fuck. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: there are a lot of pagan religions that have nothing to do with satan. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: same shit, my ass. leroystanks: hey. TheMikeAmok: OBVIOUSLY. leroystanks: Satanism have nothing to do with Satan. TheMikeAmok: BUT SATANISM IS PAGAN TheMikeAmok: YOU ARE DUMB TheMikeAmok: YOU DUMB!!!!!!! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: well, there are pagan religions that don't subscribe to the satanistic ideals either. TheMikeAmok: SO??? TheMikeAmok: FUCK. TheMikeAmok: YOU ARE AN IDIOT. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no. TheMikeAmok: ALL CARS ARE NOT BUICKS, SO I CANNOT CALL BUICKS CARS? TheMikeAmok: WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I SAID byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: IT WAS NOT NECESSARILY SATANISM TheMikeAmok: YEAH BUT IT IS. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ugh TheMikeAmok: I AM SAYING IT IS SATANISM. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HOW IS THAT? TheMikeAmok: I WAS SAYING THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY PAGANS. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: RIGHT AGREED ON THAT TheMikeAmok: SO I DID NOT SAY THEY ARE SATANISTS BECAUSE THEY ARE PAGANS@! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OKAY byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BUT WHY ARE THEY SATANISTS TheMikeAmok: I SIMPLY SAID THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY PAGANS, AND THAT I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THAT THEY HAPPEN TO BE SATANISTS TheMikeAmok: BECAUSE MAN!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: ALL!!!!! TheMikeAmok: ANTI CHRISTIAN LIKE!!!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: COME ONJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: JESUSUSS byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO. MAYBE THEY JUST RESISTED THE CHRISTIAN"S EFFORT TO TAKE THEIR RELIGION AWAY byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OR KILL THEM TheMikeAmok: UM WHAT? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THEY WERE DEFENDING THEMSELVES TheMikeAmok: WHO? TheMikeAmok: THE WRITERS? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THE SMURFS!! TheMikeAmok: YOU ARE DUMB. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO! TheMikeAmok: THE SMURFS ARE NOT REAL, JACKASS. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO REALLY? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I HAD NO IDEA byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: JACKASS. TheMikeAmok: APPARENLTY NOT. TheMikeAmok: JACKASS. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHEN DID I SAY THE SMURFS WERE REAL? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THAT IS RIGHT. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NOWHERE! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I SAID IT NOWHERE! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BECAUSE I TOTALLY DID NOT SAY IT TheMikeAmok: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT THEM DEFENDING THEMSELVES OR SOME SHIT? TheMikeAmok: AND OBVIOUSLY THE CAT IS NOT AN ANGEL leroystanks: who's the one that called fictional characters pagans in the first place? TheMikeAmok: SO THE WRITERS ARE NOT PUT ACTUAL CHRISTIANS IN THE SHIT TheMikeAmok: UH. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh because gargamel and azrael(the christians) try to kill/destroy the smurfs(the pagans). TheMikeAmok: ME. TheMikeAmok: BECAUSE THE WRITERS MADE THEM PAGANS. TheMikeAmok: BECAUSE THE WRITERS ARE SATANISTS. TheMikeAmok: DUMBFUCK. leroystanks: just as dumb as you, guy. TheMikeAmok: NO, ACTUALLY. TheMikeAmok: MUCH MORE SO. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: so because i said something that happened within the show, i am delusional and believe there are little blue pagan fuckers running about? what the shit. TheMikeAmok: UH. TheMikeAmok: BUT IT DID NOT HAPPEN. TheMikeAmok: YOU DELUSIONAL FUCK. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: jesus fucking christ byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WITHIN THE SHOW. I AM ACKNOWLEDGING THAT IT IS FICTION. BUT I AM ARGUING OVER WHAT THE FICTION REPRESENTS WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO ATTACK ME THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT. YOU KNOW GODDAMNED WELL I DON"T THINK THE SMURFS ARE REAL. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: PLEASE. FIND A FUCKING BETTER ARGUMENT, BECAUSE THAT HAD JACKSHIT TO DO WITH WHAT I WAS SAYING. TheMikeAmok: uh. TheMikeAmok: i am saying the shit you are saying happen did not happen IN THE SHOW TheMikeAmok: CAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL FUCK byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: what the hell byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that was like every fucking episode dude! TheMikeAmok: UH NO. leroystanks: really. TheMikeAmok: THERE WERE NEVER CHRISTIANS. leroystanks: holy fucking shit. TheMikeAmok: OH AND JUST CAUSE HE IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH DONOT MEAN HE IS A BAD GUY. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: FINE BUT I STILL DO NOT INVITE HIM OVER. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao TheMikeAmok: YEAH CAUSE YOU ARE A DAMN SINNER TheMikeAmok: BEWARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: BEWWAAAAAARRRRRRREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: BWAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: wait what the fuck. why are the smurfs anti christian? TheMikeAmok: um cause the angel is a bad guy!! TheMikeAmok: what is up with that?! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: and.. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: the angel is the cat? TheMikeAmok: uh TheMikeAmok: YES THE WRITERS GIVE THE CAT THE ANGEL NAME TheMikeAmok: AND THEN HE WORK FOR THE MAIN BAD GUY TheMikeAmok: LIKE THE ANGEL IS WORK FOR GOD byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: and the writers give everything else in the story. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: what is you point? TheMikeAmok: WHAT? TheMikeAmok: YES.. THE WRITERS WRITE THE STORY.. THAT IS WHAT WRITERS DO... WHAT IS YOU POINT? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: so why note it? what is your point of noting the writers giving the cat the name, like it makes the shit any less valid than anything else in the story. TheMikeAmok: the fuck are you talking about? leroystanks: sheesh. you totally turned Smurfs into some pretentious anime shit. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: blawwwww. TheMikeAmok: the fuck are you talking about? TheMikeAmok: it is simply to brainwash the kiddies byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: why did you note that the writers gave the cat its name? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: what was your point in doing so? TheMikeAmok: it is the beginning of the moral decay of society TheMikeAmok: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????/ byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION. TheMikeAmok: THAT IS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FROM THE BEGINNING. TheMikeAmok: WHAT??? TheMikeAmok: YOU ASKED. TheMikeAmok: I ANSWERED. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh.. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no. TheMikeAmok: WHAT? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that doesn't answer my question. TheMikeAmok: UH. TheMikeAmok: I AM SAYING YOU ASKED ABOUT THE ANGEL AND THE CAT. TheMikeAmok: AND I WAS MERELY ANSWERING THAT QUESTION. TheMikeAmok: IT IS WHAT YOU FUCKING ASKED ABOUT. TheMikeAmok: AND NOW YOU ARE ASKING WHY I BROUGHT IT UP????? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that answer would seem to imply that the name is really not much else but a name, and that the cat is not supposed to represent the angel. TheMikeAmok: UH. HOW SO? TheMikeAmok: I OBVIOUSLY AM SAYING IT IS SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THE ANGEL. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: THEN HOW IS IT NOT CHRISTIAN? TheMikeAmok: THAT IS WHAT THE WRITERS WANT IT TO REPRESENT!!!!!! TheMikeAmok: WHAT?????/ byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WHAT THE HELL TheMikeAmok: BECAUSE HE IS A BAD GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! leroystanks: you said a little while ago that he wasn't. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: SO WHAT IF THAT IS WHAT THE WRITERS WANT IT TO REPRESENT? THAT DOES NOT MAKE THEM ANY LESS CHRISTIAN. TheMikeAmok: IF IT WAS CHRISTIAN, HE WOULD BE A GOOD GUY, AND THE SMURFS WOULD BE THE BAD GUYS, AND GOD WOULD NOT BE AN IMPOTENT MORON TheMikeAmok: I SAID WHO WASNT WHAT? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao TheMikeAmok: YES IT DOES YOU FUCKEN MORON. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no. leroystanks: The Mike Amok: OH AND JUST CAUSE HE IS THE ANGEL OF DEATH DONOT MEAN HE IS A BAD GUY. TheMikeAmok: jesus christ.................... TheMikeAmok: you..... TheMikeAmok: are...... TheMikeAmok: fucking...... TheMikeAmok: dumb..... leroystanks: so are you, guy. TheMikeAmok: i was talking about the ANGEL AZRAEL TheMikeAmok: NOT THE CAT TheMikeAmok: THE CAT IS NOT AN ANGEL AT ALL byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ugh TheMikeAmok: OBVIOUSLY THE CAT IS MADE TO BE A BAD GUY IN THE STORY TheMikeAmok: THE ANGEL IS IN REAL LIFE NOT A BAD GUY leroystanks: you're the one who blew this whole thing out of proportion, anyway. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BECAUSE THEY ARE THE CHRISTIANS THAT PERSECUTE THE PAGANS. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS. TheMikeAmok: I WAS RESPONDING TO YOUR SAYING THE ANGEL WAS "NOT NICE" OR SOME SHIT TheMikeAmok: HOW SO, ROB? TheMikeAmok: uh. TheMikeAmok: wow, jesse. TheMikeAmok: no shit? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: WELL WHAT THE FUCK TheMikeAmok: what? byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ARE THEY THE CHRISTIANS OR ARE THEY NOT? TheMikeAmok: they are not really christians, no. leroystanks: all i said was "they try to convert the kiddies" byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: JESUS byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: FUCKEN byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: CHRIST leroystanks: and then here you come. TheMikeAmok: OH YES! TheMikeAmok: IN THAT CASE YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ROB! TheMikeAmok: THEY DO TRY TO CONVERT THE KIDDIES TO SATANISM! TheMikeAmok: AMEN BRUTHA! leroystanks: i never said that, you fuck. TheMikeAmok: did you not say "they try to convert the kiddies" as you JUST SAID YOU SAID leroystanks: i did. TheMikeAmok: BECAUSE THAT STATEMENT IS 100% TRUE/. TheMikeAmok: -/ leroystanks: i never said to what, did i? TheMikeAmok: NOPE. TheMikeAmok: BUT NOW YOU KNOW. leroystanks: besides. leroystanks: i was being about as serious as you are, you stupid shit. TheMikeAmok: OHH REEEEEALLLY??????/ leroystanks: really. TheMikeAmok: REEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY???????????? leroystanks: indeed. TheMikeAmok: WELL CRACK MY CROWN! TheMikeAmok: IF I AINT A MOTHERFUCKERS UNCLE! leroystanks: WHY DONT WE JUST DISCUSS HOW BERT AND ERNIE REPRESENT THE STRUGGLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL?! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no. TheMikeAmok: that doesn't make sense. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: obviously, they're fags in love. leroystanks: OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO GO INTO THE OLD THEY ARE A GAY COUPLE THING?! TheMikeAmok: really. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: there is nothing to go into. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: everyone knows it. leroystanks: OH OF COURSE IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. leroystanks: YOU DID NOT BRING IT UP. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no, it really doesn't make sense. leroystanks: YEAH. IT DOES. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: explain, sir. leroystanks: MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS THE SMURFS BEING FUCKING PAGANS/ byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: oh, come on. dancin' around.. in that blue paint. the communal living. there's only one chick in the whole place. you know there's some crazy orgy rituals going on with that. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: all up in their little pagan huts. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: come, come, friend. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you know it to be true. leroystanks: NAH. TheMikeAmok: are you serious, rubz? TheMikeAmok: well.. leroystanks: SURE. TheMikeAmok: let me rephrase.. TheMikeAmok: you are dumb. leroystanks: OH GEEZ I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT THANKS FOR THE ENLIGHTENMENT. TheMikeAmok: well shit. when you close your eyes to the obvious truth! TheMikeAmok: well! TheMikeAmok: shit! leroystanks: shit is right. leroystanks: as in you are full of it. TheMikeAmok: uh. TheMikeAmok: yeah right. leroystanks: thanks. glad you admitted it for once. TheMikeAmok: you're joking, right? TheMikeAmok: for once? TheMikeAmok: jesse, tell me he's joking! TheMikeAmok: AAAAAGH!!! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i cannot tell you that, friend. TheMikeAmok: :( byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i cannot speak for the rubz. TheMikeAmok: (@) byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: (&) TheMikeAmok: aw man. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm? TheMikeAmok: you cut out all of me singin' the tonic. TheMikeAmok: rubz. byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao TheMikeAmok: and then i am like "FUCK MAN CLASSIC" and it is not evident what i am talkinjg abptut leroystanks: like anybody who reads that shit knows what's going on anyway. TheMikeAmok: THEY MIGHT IF YOU PARSE IT CORRECTLY!!!!!!! byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: is parse your word of the week or something, guy? TheMikeAmok: :P TheMikeAmok: see that was funny cause it donot even make sense there byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: whuh? TheMikeAmok: n/m |
