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Copyrighted by law. Violators will be beaten and eaten alive.. no.. not that way. 2002-09-03 - 6:45 p.m. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i wanna be down with the stanks. leroystanks: get in line! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i want the backstage passes to the stanks shows. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: GO MEXICAN FUX!! SHOUT THAT SPANISH SHIT!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: DANCE!!! leroystanks: only Molko would use the words spunk and beastiality in the same line. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: geenus leroystanks: haw. leroystanks: Jason 27 Cord's fellow Connectican Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: huh leroystanks: IT'S CONNECTICUTIAN, GUY!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol leroystanks: man... anytime a girl appears on the game board she gets text raped. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh signed off at 4:18:18 PM. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh signed on at 4:20:34 PM. leroystanks: crazy ass Hamtaro. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i need to hear that theme song again. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Hey Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Rock berry Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ROCK BERREH Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: u wasting a funky beat Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: y'all should take that stuff out that song leroystanks: cumz across all shy n coy jus anothar nancy boy leroystanks: that is totally me, guy. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: u and every other fag. leroystanks: WHAT A GAS!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OBVIOUSLY HE HAD AN AUDIENCE IN MIND leroystanks: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ASS!! leroystanks: eyeholes in a paper bag gr8est lay i ever had leroystanks: blaw leroystanks: the fuck Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: heh? leroystanks: that do not even make sense. leroystanks: he is fuck the bag or the guy is wearing it? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i took it to mean the person he is fucking is wearing it. leroystanks: the hell... all of a sudden i have massive lag in the Diaryland chat... leroystanks: shit was fine before it went down. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i couldn't even get into that shit. leroystanks: when was that, though? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: the other day. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when fallon was asking me to come in. leroystanks: oh.. cos i was gonna say that shit just went back up on Sunday, i think. leroystanks: oh shit the ice cream man!!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: heh? leroystanks: HEY COME BACK!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gaw. leroystanks: hm.. my mother is bitching to nobody. leroystanks: great. leroystanks: i though i was the nutcase in here. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hey at least she is not bitching to you. leroystanks: nah.. that was the second i stepped in the door. leroystanks: "can you take this upstairs?!" leroystanks: oh yeah hey mom nice to see you, too. leroystanks: and the whole wurl haz 2 answar rite now juzza tellz u once again leroystanks: WHOZ BAD?!?!111 Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that song only gets more bizarre with time. leroystanks: it is rather odd, isn't it? leroystanks: hey i was reading the liner notes to Badmotorfinger yesterday, and after some of the lyrics it says "In One Ear And Out Your Mother Music" Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: yeah. that is kim thayil's publishing thing. leroystanks: rox. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: like chris's is You Make Me Sick I Make Music or some shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: but yeah, kim has the best one. leroystanks: UH OH THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i wonder what i'd name mine. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Jesufunk Chrimbo Music. leroystanks: Crotch Is The Fulcrum Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw. leroystanks: Disturbingass Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Take On My Bologna Steel Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Squirrel With 2 Personalities Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: She Really Love Love Loves The Bastard Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: o shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that one is nice. leroystanks: Aye, Radishes Are Good Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: rox. leroystanks: Ride You Like A Little Wet Pony Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: OH SHIT Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: man. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i wish i had a cool phrase like that. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: (R)Evolution In My Pants Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haww. leroystanks: WHOO! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: rainbow, indeed. leroystanks: Trout Do It Doggystyle Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Fux The Wildebeest Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Tuck And Roll Music. leroystanks: See Jane Die Of Anal Warts Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hawww! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Step On The Bitch Music. leroystanks: oh shit.. leroystanks: forgot about that one. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Ace Outta Teh Deal Music. leroystanks: Poop Stuck In Her Gut Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ;-) leroystanks: U R Bluddy Dead Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: I Am The British Pun Music. leroystanks: Britwit Music. leroystanks: British Yankfurter Music. leroystanks: Brush You Teeth With My Cox Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gaw. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Ram His Beefy Arm Thru His Forehead Music. leroystanks: blaw leroystanks: Angry Face Billy Music. leroystanks: Quality Is An Illuision Music. leroystanks: er.. leroystanks: Illusion. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: aglaw. leroystanks: Don't Disrespect My Masturbation! Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hawww. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: did i say that? leroystanks: i don't even remember... half the spazzes we've had kinda blur together for me. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Yr Machines R Sux Music. leroystanks: YES!! leroystanks: shit.. leroystanks: Mary Was A Little Fold Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ahaw. leroystanks: that shit still cracks me up. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Shit Jizze Write Another Epix Poem?? Music. leroystanks: Horse-Shit Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: heh? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Enuff Fo U Music. leroystanks: remember that was Scott's thing for a while. leroystanks: everything was Horse-Shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: don't remember that. leroystanks: i think it was mentioned at least once in one of those SPC conversations. leroystanks: i think i said it, though. leroystanks: Smurfs Are Pagans Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gaw. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Stankin' Bastards Music. leroystanks: Honey Mastarrde Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Get Off My Ranch Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Salmon Muthafucka Betta Watch Ya Back Music. leroystanks: 17 Assed Monkey Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i thought it was 24. leroystanks: hm.. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Corduroy: 24 ASSES Corduroy: 24!!!!!!!!!!! Corduroy: 8 x 3!!!!!!! leroystanks: hm.. guess so, then. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: STOP RAPING MY ASS BABIES Music. leroystanks: lord.. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: heh. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ANAL PRETENTION Music. leroystanks: that was my disturbing period. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: /me chuckles. leroystanks: i forget just how wacky i am sometimes. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: o shit. you said don't disrespect my masturbation. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i dunno why i thought i said it. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: CAPS R THE SCRIPTURE OF THE ROXOR!!!!! Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HARD MAKES YOU THINK OF MY DICK IN YOUR MOMMIES ASSHOLE Music. leroystanks: BLAWWWW Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: o shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: AND THE FAGS PLAYED ON Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that would be cool. leroystanks: whooo Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: BOB ROSS SHACK Music. leroystanks: I Have A Dick It Is You I Will Stick Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gawww. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i think this is what i had confused with yours. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gioso: I'm not Bitter, I choose Masturbation. leroystanks: shit.. dude... Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm? leroystanks: God Is Orange Sloppy Oral Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: o shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Pandimensional Coexistance Music. leroystanks: Goddamn Town Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: The Tale Of Dusty And I Know You're Pete Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Corduroy just realized how insensitive he was to Jesse Music. leroystanks: OOH Motha Music. leroystanks: OH SHIT! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Kicky Fast Music. leroystanks: I USE TO USE Z'S!!? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw. leroystanks: Yar Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you girl is convert you. leroystanks: s'alright.. i got her typing "cuz". Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when do you ever type cuz? Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i thought you always said cos. leroystanks: even though i never typed it that way... she just accuses me of making her do it. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw. leroystanks: cos it is Yank. leroystanks: well before it was either because or cause. leroystanks: but i got lazy. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Spazz On My Crotchmind Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: We Weep Sexual Fluids And Shamrocks Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: All The Silly Things That Make U Whole Music. leroystanks: I Get Silly On Your Asshole Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gaw. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Corduroy: SHUT UP THIS IZ ROX Music. leroystanks: first time Scott said that shit i cracked up. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Do Not Piss On The Floor Music. leroystanks: Me Masturbating Is Awesome I Guess Music. leroystanks: Ten Years Of Elephants Sitting On My Face Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: She Say No Call Me Music. leroystanks: Milk Killed My Dog Music. leroystanks: Minty Asshole Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: what is that from? leroystanks: i could have sworn you said that. leroystanks: i'm pretty sure you did. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haha. i still dunno, though. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: /me search the spazzjamz. leroystanks: i know i didn't say it.. cos i remember laughing my ass off about it. leroystanks: and i rarely crack myself up. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: all i got was instability: MINTY BREATH IS FOR YOUR DATE. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: instability: MINTY BREATH IS FOR YOUR DATE. instability: SHE IS NOT PRONE TO MONKEY RAPE. instability: SHE IS A SUBTLE BITCH. leroystanks: maybe it was just some random shit you said in MSN or something. leroystanks: it was relatively recent. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm. leroystanks: like... earlier this year. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no clue. leroystanks: i made note of it in saishu.. about how i almost cut myself shaving cos i thought of it and started laughing. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: maybe it had something to do with cock pops. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: but i can't even remember what the hell i was saying about cock pops. leroystanks: Waiting For Cock Pops To Thaw Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw. leroystanks: My Shoes Are Clean! Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: C64 Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: What Happened To Billy Joel? Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: cos that was the full title, right. Commodore 64 [What Happened To Billy Joel?] leroystanks: i still haven't heard that shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: damn. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: it is our epic 19 minute long opus. it is uh... half our catalog of original music!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: as in not covers. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: although, i suppose all there is really, is just hsb. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: so it's a third of our entire catalog. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Furry Muff Music. every time you girl say that,. i crack up. leroystanks: I AM NOT IN EITHER ONE!! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hey it was early material ok. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you certainly have you chance to be in a song now. leroystanks: ODD MAN OUT MUSIC! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that is scott's. leroystanks: ABANDONE MUSIC! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Aba.. ahaha. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: fucken guy. leroystanks: Fucken Guy Music. leroystanks: Drumsex0r Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: Screeching Blowup Doll Humper Music. leroystanks: Bagpipe Blowup Doll Music. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: o shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: ahahaha. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: man. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i totally forgot that shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that is good thing you bring it up. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: because i gotta do that shit someday. leroystanks: man... that'll be a sight.. leroystanks: BLOWUP DOLL SOLO! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: truly. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haha. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i was just thinking.. maybe i could put turntables on her chest instead of tits. leroystanks: and there you are on stage with your head between the doll's thighs. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hawwww. leroystanks: i don't think i'll be able to watch that shit and keep playing... i'll be on the floor, yo. leroystanks: that shit all hooked up to an amp... leroystanks: damn.. leroystanks: hook some effect pedals up to it, too. leroystanks: wah wah. leroystanks: flange, of course. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haw. leroystanks: i definitely want two drumkits. the real one and the one made from trashcans and soda bottles. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you all just fall off you stoll. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: stool. leroystanks: in mid-beat. leroystanks: the shit just stops.. and you see my roll from behind the drum riser. leroystanks: *me leroystanks: my dress all riding up... ass in the air. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: then i introduce you to the audience. Ladies And Gentlemen, Zippy! Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gaw. leroystanks: then i get up and breakdance. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: aw yeah. leroystanks: doin' the robot and shit. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i do the funky doll tit scratches. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: while you are poppin' and breakin'. leroystanks: i break out the old school ghetto blaster and the flattened cardboard... leroystanks: and start spinning. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: only on the ghetto blaster, some barbara streisand shit is playing. leroystanks: blaw shit!! leroystanks: i think we should open the show with some NES music over the PA. leroystanks: before we come out. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: the beverly hills cop theme. nes style. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: just the loop. and that's all that's played. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: if only we could incorporate the flashing lights, too. leroystanks: aw yeah. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: then it'd be really irritating. leroystanks: big ass video screen. leroystanks: or maybe some colored strobe lights. leroystanks: half the crowd is having a seizure. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: haha. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: they're the lucky ones. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: they get to go home early!!!! leroystanks: seriously. leroystanks: the rest have to endure the pretentious rock stylings of Johnny Goat.! leroystanks: cos we lock the doors. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: really. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: man i cannot wait to see the flaming lips with beck. Byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: hm. i go get food. brbx.
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