Ass.
2002-09-11 - 4:25 p.m.


byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: who was first with MoFo? u2, or MoFo.com?

The Mike Amok: uhm

The Mike Amok: I THINK TEH TERM MOFO EXISTED BEFORE EITHER USAGE

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: NO SHIT???

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i am talking about not just any mofo.. but MoFo.

The Mike Amok: hmm The Fly is hidden trax?

The Mike Amok: uh

The Mike Amok: well it being a contraction of Mother Fucker, i would expect MoFo to be common

The Mike Amok: ejjez

The Mike Amok: zjzej

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: i never see that shit that way except for those two examples.

The Mike Amok: well you are just a fuck arentcha

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: that is you.

The Mike Amok: yeah

The Mike Amok: you are

The Mike Amok: no

The Mike Amok: you

The Mike Amok: nono

The Mike Amok: it is you

The Mike Amok: i asSURE U

The Mike Amok: IT IS

The Mike Amok: YOU

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no. it would be you.

The Mike Amok: BUDDDDDDAYYY

The Mike Amok: NAAAAAHAHNANANNHAHA

The Mike Amok: YOU

The Mike Amok: MOTHERSUCKINFFFFFFFFHCkldsjklakljdsa

leroystanks: when you assure you make an ass out of u and re.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: mediocre azure

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: meaty ochre

The Mike Amok: wehn u r assinine u make teh ass out of i n nine aghhah

The Mike Amok: wehn u r a jackass u make n ass out of jack

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when u assemble u uh... emble on down to teh ass.

The Mike Amok: wehn u r teh asshole u make n ass out of courenty love

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: LOL

The Mike Amok: wehn u have asspirations u make n ass out of pirate ian

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: wait.

The Mike Amok: arrr me mate

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: what is this shit

The Mike Amok: whuh?

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: now you get two songs for each of the two strongest genres in the charts?

The Mike Amok: die

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: or no wait.

The Mike Amok: NO.

The Mike Amok: I WILL NOT WAIT.

The Mike Amok: YOU WILL HAVE TO GO ON WITHOUT ME.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: there is one listing for the genre, then one for the subgenre.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: GO PRODUCZAR!!

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: GO FROZEN DESERT SANS!!!

The Mike Amok: wehn u assassinate u make n ass out of ass and i'm nate

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when u have teh morass you get more ass

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you name is assad it mean you ass is after the death of christ

leroystanks: when you associate.. o c i ate your ass.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: LOL

The Mike Amok: wehn u eat assparagus u make n ass out of 2 dudes named gus

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you go to mass you make an ass out of 'em

The Mike Amok: wehn u r an assclown u r liek teh ass of a clown

The Mike Amok: wehn u pass u r pee n teh ass

The Mike Amok: see

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: no when you pass you are r kelly

The Mike Amok: huh?

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: The Mike Amok: wehn u pass u r pee n teh ass

The Mike Amok: whuh?

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: HE PEE ON THE ASS

The Mike Amok: huh?

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: uh

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: there is scandal cos he videotape sex with a minor and supposedly he pee on her

The Mike Amok: i would not know buddy

The Mike Amok: of course i donot watch teh bbc

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol

leroystanks: Abobo.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: yeah that is me

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: watching the bbc

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you got my number

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: abaddon

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: apollo

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: apu

The Mike Amok: wehn u mow teh grass u r really mowing axl roses ass

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol

leroystanks: when you use asstringent you try n get the gents in the ass.

The Mike Amok: wehn u r assuage u r make teh toilet back up

leroystanks: blaw!

leroystanks: when you asspire you uh.. put a spire in your ass.

The Mike Amok: wehn u have assets u r on uranus

leroystanks: when you harass you think you ass is funny.

The Mike Amok: lmao

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you use the sassoon, you ass is soon

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you play the bassoon you ass is a boon

The Mike Amok: uhm

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you lampoon something the poon is on the lam

The Mike Amok: wtf

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: you know

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: it is running away

The Mike Amok: no i donot follow

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: escaping

leroystanks: when you surpass you ask a guy to pee on you ass.

The Mike Amok: LMAO

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you are crass you let them c you ass

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: and uh

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: r

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lmao

The Mike Amok: wehn u have a compass it is a computar with a global positioning unit IN YOUR ASS

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol

leroystanks: when you catch the bass you get a bee in you ass.

The Mike Amok: wehn u r assay u r n ass, ay?

The Mike Amok: wehn u r a carcass tehy will see a buick up your ass

leroystanks: gaw!

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you are made of brass you ass is cold

The Mike Amok: hoho

The Mike Amok: wehn u go to umass taht is liek, um, ass

The Mike Amok: alternataively you am an ass

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you assail me, i say you ass is sick

leroystanks: when you asscertain you are certain to give me the ass.

The Mike Amok: wehn u amass tehn r kelly is luv u

The Mike Amok: cuz u r A Minor ass

The Mike Amok: GET IT

The Mike Amok: Am

The Mike Amok: IT IS MUSICAL JOKE

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: lol

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: pedophilia in 3/4!!!

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when you use the assonance you are riding nancy

The Mike Amok: bwa

The Mike Amok: h

The Mike Amok: wehn u wear an asscot u r just liek me.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: loool

leroystanks: when there is a casscade you get cc's to aid your ass.

The Mike Amok: the fuck

The Mike Amok: you are really stretching now!

leroystanks: nah.

leroystanks: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT ONE, GUY.

leroystanks: MR. ER WATCHER.

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: when there is a massquerade you raid 'em with the spanish what

The Mike Amok: uh.. what?

leroystanks: what what?

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: YOU RADE M WITH THE QUE

The Mike Amok: so you meant like cubic centimeters?

leroystanks: YOU KNOW LIKE GIVE ME 10 CC'S OF THAT SHIT THERE.

The Mike Amok: uh yeah..

The Mike Amok: it is just a measurement you know..

leroystanks: ALRIGHT THEN.

The Mike Amok: you have to be more specific for it to make any sense

leroystanks: no.

leroystanks: i don't have to do shit.

The Mike Amok: uh.

The Mike Amok: didn't say you had to do anything.

leroystanks: you HAVE to be more specific for it to make any sense?

The Mike Amok: that's right.

leroystanks: no. i don't.

The Mike Amok: yeah you do.

leroystanks: no.

The Mike Amok: you don't have to make sense.

The Mike Amok: but if you want to make sense, you'd have to be more specific.

leroystanks: no.

The Mike Amok: yep.

leroystanks: no.

The Mike Amok: yep.

leroystanks: nah.

The Mike Amok: yep.

leroystanks: nuh.

The Mike Amok: yep.

leroystanks: naught.

The Mike Amok: yep.

The Mike Amok: hey who is the mr ER watcher here again ehm?

The Mike Amok: i am certified expert.

leroystanks: what that got to do with this?

The Mike Amok: my expertise is certifiable.

The Mike Amok: that.

The Mike Amok: i have a distinct tendency to be right.

The Mike Amok: grar fucken tire

The Mike Amok: NEVER CAN I HAVE MY PEACE

The Mike Amok: WHETHER IN WAKING OR IN SLEEP

The Mike Amok: brb

The Mike Amok: blar

The Mike Amok: i lie down

The Mike Amok: cause when i am on my mattrass

The Mike Amok: nothing is matter but my ass

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: enjaw.

The Mike Amok: thx

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gahaw.

The Mike Amok: lator

byaaaaaaaaaaaagh: gator

The Mike Amok: grar

leroystanks: bator

leroystanks: take a chill pill, son.




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