Import
2002-12-09 - 4:36 p.m.


Linus says:

is it true that there's no potato salad over there?

Sally says:

lmao

Sally says:

is it true all americans are neurotics?

Linus says:

yup

Linus says:

my mother's a good example of that.

Sally says:

ahem

Sally says:

she's not all america

Sally says:

my point was

Sally says:

OF COURSE THERE IS.

Linus says:

well i had to ask!!

Sally says:

so far

Sally says:

you got no brown sauce

Sally says:

no marmite

Linus says:

especially since it's some sort of problem trying to get iced tea.

Sally says:

no eggs no bacon no beans for breakfast

Sally says:

you like that shit?

Linus says:

wha?! we got beans!

Linus says:

we just don't eat 'em for breakfast.

Linus says:

what? all it is is cold tea.

Sally says:

exactly

Linus says:

not like it's ice coffee.

Sally says:

but it's tea

Linus says:

yeah

Linus says:

i don't drink it all the time but it's nice once in a while.

Sally says:

we do sell it here.

Sally says:

Linus says:

and who's to say we don't have brown sauce and marmite here?

Sally says:

you

Linus says:

it's probably in some imported section of the grocery store.

Linus says:

you know how we like to segregate.

Sally says:

imported!

Linus says:

yes! imported!

Sally says:

WE put the oreos with all the other chocolate BISCUITS

Linus says:

well most grocery stores have an international foods section!

Linus says:

we're simple minded people.. we need things pointed out to us in detail

Linus says:

we want Chinese, look for sign that says Chinese.

Sally says:

and you did that so cute in caveman talk too


KAIBUTSU (that's Japanese for Monster, by the way.) - 2004-08-25
a monster shit is you - 2004-08-03
Fickle Final Fantasy Faggotry - 2004-07-30
Frankenmirrors - 2004-07-30
Hello, Jackass, my old friend. - 2004-06-24

GO ON, THEN.. I DARE YOU!!

<< | >>

hosted by DiaryLand.com