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self-righteous fratricide 2003-01-01 - 6:01 p.m. NoSioso: i was thinking of doing a concept album about being 12 years old. and one of the tracks was called.. matriarchal mandate. and i was just gonna scream, "CLEAN YOUR ROOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!" and put a bunch of effects on my voice. leroystanks: jeezus The Mike Amok: i like it. very doorsy leroystanks: your innovation frightens me. NoSioso: gaw. The Mike Amok: except totally original and innovative... right... NoSioso: yeah... yeah.. NoSioso: and then. NoSioso: there's patriarchal man date. NoSioso: cos the dad is secretly gay. NoSioso: GET IT leroystanks: blaw NoSioso: AHAHAA The Mike Amok: i get it. NoSioso: YOU LIKEA TEH JOKE? NoSioso: I GET U SOME MORE NoSioso: yeah. NoSioso: then there is.. NoSioso: fratricidal pundit. NoSioso: a.. uh.. brahman.. who kills his brother. NoSioso: no wait The Mike Amok: uh. NoSioso: a critic who kills his brother see the brother is rock and roll the critics kill rock and roll with their bad reviews of me and i dieeeee NoSioso: NO WAIT NoSioso: I GOT IT NOW NoSioso: A ROCK CRITIC TEACHING SANSKRIT TO HIS DEAD BROTHER The Mike Amok: so you see the guy drowning but you are too far away to help but there is this other guy there and he is just standing there and lets the guy die NoSioso: huh The Mike Amok: his brother The Mike Amok: thats who i meant NoSioso: which one knows sanskrit The Mike Amok: yea NoSioso: WHICH ONE The Mike Amok: his brother NoSioso: WAIT NoSioso: BUT NoSioso: HE IS NOT THE PUNDIT The Mike Amok: what? NoSioso: OH YO MEAN NoSioso: THE BROTHER NoSioso: OF THE MAN NoSioso: WHO IS DROWING The Mike Amok: yea and then you see him at your concert and you totally bust his ass NoSioso: but first i have to clean my room The Mike Amok: well this is years later NoSioso: yeah cos that is how long it takes me The Mike Amok: you live with the fact you saw the guy who let your brother die so many years ago NoSioso: uh NoSioso: waht NoSioso: where is the fratricide The Mike Amok: he killed your brother The Mike Amok: okay he let him die but that is JUST AS BAD AS MURDER The Mike Amok: that is the moral point NoSioso: no dude NoSioso: that is not fratricide The Mike Amok: uh NoSioso: not unless it was his brother NoSioso: but if it is mine that makes no sense The Mike Amok: oh you are a moral relativist? NoSioso: sure it is homicide The Mike Amok: sorry i dont buy that shit NoSioso: but it is not fratricide The Mike Amok: and somehow that makes it all okay? The Mike Amok: whatever NoSioso: SHUTUP NoSioso: DONT JUDGE NoSioso: I WILL JUDGE U NoSioso: I AM UR LORD The Mike Amok: go ahead and judge me NoSioso: I WILL FINANCIALLY ADVISE YOU The Mike Amok: i am righteous NoSioso: NO I AM The Mike Amok: see that is what motherfuckers always get wrong The Mike Amok: "judge not lest you be judged" does not mean you should not judge The Mike Amok: only if you are afraid of being judged The Mike Amok: which i am not The Mike Amok: befcause i am righteous NoSioso: NO I AM leroystanks: this is going in theyak. The Mike Amok: ok but dont come to me when phil collins sues u leroystanks: he didn't sue Eminem. The Mike Amok: and hes the only one!! leroystanks: besides, how's he gonna sue me? leroystanks: you're the one that ripped him off. The Mike Amok: HE"S GONNA SUE YOU FOR BEING A SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER THATS WHAT NoSioso: LOL leroystanks: then he's coming after you, too. leroystanks: beeyotch. The Mike Amok: AVOID TEH NOID!@1@!!@1221 leroystanks: bizznotch. NoSioso: suppar. leroystanks: eat it. The Mike Amok: ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYAA NoSioso: so i shall. NoSioso: yanni. The Mike Amok: HOOHOO The Mike Amok: dude it is so early for supper. leroystanks: it is lupper. The Mike Amok: or is it some kind of big new years feast? The Mike Amok: do people do that? leroystanks: not these people. The Mike Amok: lol leroystanks: /me pound. The Mike Amok: WHOOO!!! The Mike Amok: /me take it!!!! leroystanks: /me harder. The Mike Amok: OH The Mike Amok: FUCK The Mike Amok: OH The Mike Amok: OH The Mike Amok: FUCK The Mike Amok: SHIIIIIIIITtt leroystanks: /me smash The Mike Amok: /me bleed leroystanks: /me slam The Mike Amok: /me break in half The Mike Amok: /me cum The Mike Amok: /me die leroystanks: it is up now. The Mike Amok: what? leroystanks: theyak. The Mike Amok: oh. The Mike Amok: okay. leroystanks: thank god the heat is coming on. The Mike Amok: OMG!~~~~~~~` leroystanks: OH MY FUCK The Mike Amok: oh look who gets the last word (rolleyes) leroystanks: YEAH. leroystanks: I DO NOT THINK AVOID THE NOID IS A GOOD CLOSER The Mike Amok: (rolleyes) leroystanks: okay where you think i should end it, motherfuckbitch? The Mike Amok: VVVVVV right here VVVVVV The Mike Amok: ______________
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