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badmotorscooter 2003-04-09 - 5:44 p.m. leroystanks: am i right in assuming that Badmotorfinger is just some wacky reconstruction of Badmotherfucker? NoSioso: nah. leroystanks: since Louder Than Love was supposed to be Louder Than Fuck NoSioso: it is a parody of sammy hagar's badmotorscooter. leroystanks: hm leroystanks: i like my theory better leroystanks: cos Badmotorscooter is funny enough on its own leroystanks: fucken scooter leroystanks: i am picturing some kinda tricked out big wheel NoSioso: hwah. NoSioso: all shining and grinning evilly. NoSioso: while some cliche metal shit plays in the background. leroystanks: chromed out with some phat rims NoSioso: 24's leroystanks: and a boomin system NoSioso: maybe it is owned by the icy hot stunnaz leroystanks: diamond studded streamers hanging from the handlebars NoSioso: a platinum basket on the front. leroystanks: solid gold horn NoSioso: with sparkly letters on the basket that say.. um.. NoSioso: i dunno. NoSioso: needs letters that say some shit though. NoSioso: perhaps just.. Bling. NoSioso: the horn itself does not beep.. it goes.. bling bling! leroystanks: and a vanity plate that says uh.... leroystanks: Phat leroystanks: don't forget the hydraulics NoSioso: oh yeah. NoSioso: shiiiit.. NoSioso: all bouncin' up and down on the scooter. leroystanks: that, my friend, is a Badmotorscooter NoSioso: i dunno how much more of a low rider you could have, dude! NoSioso: it is already practically scraping the ground! leroystanks: ah wait, don't forget the plush leather seat NoSioso: covered in fur. NoSioso: and it reclines. NoSioso: dude riding it is all leaning way the fuck back. NoSioso: going 2 miles an hour. leroystanks: how cool can you look constantly peddling, though? NoSioso: um.. NoSioso: it is a motorscooter. leroystanks: but i said big wheel NoSioso: so? it has a motor. NoSioso: a tricked out ass motor. leroystanks: now it's not funny anymore!!!! leroystanks: the dude needs to pedal leroystanks: to get it going at least NoSioso: perhaps he needs to crank it.. NoSioso: like one of them oldass model t shits. NoSioso: except he cranks it with his feet. leroystanks: yeah. shit.. yeah. NoSioso: X-D NoSioso: and the bigass bangin' stereo system plays ragtime music. NoSioso: and he NoSioso: 's wearing pimped out clothes.. except with a diamond studded cane.. and a charlie chaplin hat and mustache. NoSioso: a bowler. NoSioso: yeah. leroystanks: whoo leroystanks: platform saddle shoes NoSioso: oh yeah. NoSioso: that double as brakes. leroystanks: but he tries not to stop too often cos he gets pissed off when they get scuffed leroystanks: how the hell did we get off on this tangent? leroystanks: you wacky fuck NoSioso: hm. * NoSioso scrolls up. NoSioso: actually, it was you that was picturing shit in the first place. you are certainly just as wacky as i, friend. NoSioso: that is good, though. we all need to carry our weight in wackiness in this band. leroystanks: i wack my weight NoSioso: X-D NoSioso: my wack is weighty NoSioso: eighty wack w's walkin' up to my ass NoSioso: no idea leroystanks: yeah, like i said leroystanks: you wacky fuck
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