Technical Aspects
2003-05-21 - 4:25 p.m.


NoSioso: ASS.

NoSioso: ASS.

NoSioso: ASS.

NoSioso: ASS!!

* NoSioso screams over a retarded jam

NoSioso: A S S ! ! ! !

The Mike Amok: i hates your mates

NoSioso: I BLOWS MY NOSE

The Mike Amok: u sux my tux

NoSioso: i crack yo back

The Mike Amok: your flow is slow

NoSioso: i unload my choad

The Mike Amok: your game is lame

NoSioso: i moan my koan

The Mike Amok: i denounce your pronounnncccciation

NoSioso: Lol

NoSioso: i ride the tide

The Mike Amok: koan is two syllables fucko

NoSioso: MO AN MY KO AN

The Mike Amok: :|

NoSioso: ROFL

The Mike Amok: :|

NoSioso: LMAO

The Mike Amok: :|

* NoSioso falls on the floor

NoSioso: ROFL

* The Mike Amok stomps on your face.

* NoSioso writhes about

* NoSioso bites your ankles

* The Mike Amok nails you down.

* NoSioso pries loose and shoves your nails in your ass

* The Mike Amok shoots them out at you 100000000 mph

* The Mike Amok                                            and they hit you crotchplace

* NoSioso repels them with a 100000001 mph cockslap

NoSioso: wtf lol

* NoSioso waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

* The Mike Amok watched them ricochet off your mom and tear you balls apart

NoSioso: what is she made out of rubber?

The Mike Amok: ice.

The Mike Amok: stupid.

NoSioso: LOOool

The Mike Amok: things do not "ricochet" off rubber.

The Mike Amok: they fucking bounce.

NoSioso: ...

The Mike Amok: what?

NoSioso: what the fuck is the difference?

The Mike Amok: UH.

The Mike Amok: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PUDDING AND FISHSTICKS?

The Mike Amok: THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.

NoSioso: uh

The Mike Amok: AS ARE RICOCHET AND BOUNCE.

The Mike Amok: GODDAMN.

NoSioso: right that tells me nothing

NoSioso: that is, it does not answer the question i asked at all

The Mike Amok: then answer my question.

The Mike Amok: what is the difference between pudding and fishsticks?

NoSioso: they are made of different things and they have different tastes.

NoSioso: different textures.

NoSioso: now answer mine.

The Mike Amok: what's the difference between the things they are made of and their tastes and textures?

The Mike Amok: hm?!

The Mike Amok: all you say is they are different!

The Mike Amok: that tells me nothing!!!

NoSioso: well, for instance, fishsticks don't have sugar in them, and pudding has sugar in it. which accounts for pudding having a sweet taste, and fishsticks tasting like fish, since they are made of fish or failing that, something that is supposed to taste like fish.

NoSioso: pudding has a creamy texture and fishsticks have a more solid texture that is all crumby and bumpy on the outside.

NoSioso: now answer my damn question.

The Mike Amok: no, lazy.

NoSioso: wtf

NoSioso: i hate you

The Mike Amok: that's m'boy

NoSioso: :-

The Mike Amok: ricochet has a hard connotation. bounce has a soft connotation.

NoSioso: okay.

The Mike Amok: where the fuck have you been?

The Mike Amok: all those books you read, are they in fucking chineeese?

NoSioso: yes.

NoSioso: like i ever pay attention to the technical aspects of sci fi.

The Mike Amok: what a xenophile.

NoSioso: although it is fantastic.. it is also boring.

The Mike Amok: okay what the fuck did you just say?

NoSioso: i said although it is fantastic.. it is also boring.

The Mike Amok: before that, jackass.

The Mike Amok: what the fuck are you talking about sci fi.

NoSioso: um..

NoSioso: all those books i read?

The Mike Amok: okay, nevermind.

The Mike Amok: what the fuck are you talking about technical aspects.

NoSioso: um..

The Mike Amok: i anticipate your response.

NoSioso: like all that crazy shit about um

The Mike Amok: about bouncing?

NoSioso: well like physics shit

The Mike Amok: what the fuck?

NoSioso: bouncing is a physics thing

The Mike Amok: i'm not talking about fucking physics.

The Mike Amok: i'm talking about language. you speak english, do you not?

NoSioso: kinda.

The Mike Amok: when someone, anyone, not a fucking physicist, says "ricochet" they are not very fucking likely talking about anything rubber.

The Mike Amok: if they were talking about something rubber, they would say "bounce"

The Mike Amok: a ball bounces.

The Mike Amok: a bullet ricochets.

The Mike Amok: bitch.

The Mike Amok: can you speak.

NoSioso: googy

NoSioso: hee hee hee

The Mike Amok: or have i humiliated you beyond some shit.

NoSioso: moogy

NoSioso: heha heh

The Mike Amok: beyond redemption.

NoSioso: mooooooha huhuh

NoSioso: wuhhhhhhhhh

The Mike Amok: hey

NoSioso: Wuggy

The Mike Amok: hi

NoSioso: buh

The Mike Amok: jesse

NoSioso: buh buh BUH B UH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH

The Mike Amok: really man

NoSioso: teehee

The Mike Amok: how much of that last bit was serious

The Mike Amok: i wanna know if you really thought i was talking about physics.

NoSioso: uh no of course not

The Mike Amok: okay

NoSioso: Lol

NoSioso: u went for it

NoSioso: i cant believe u went for it

The Mike Amok: i didnt think so but i wanted to be sure

NoSioso: uh no i did dude

The Mike Amok: lol i knew it

The Mike Amok: man you are dumb

The Mike Amok: ;)

NoSioso: Rofl

The Mike Amok: technical aspects... man thats a keeper

The Mike Amok: *prepares for theyak*

NoSioso: lol

The Mike Amok: how far back do i go here

The Mike Amok: all the way back to happay birthday mistar t?

NoSioso: hhm

NoSioso: i was gonna go with ass.

The Mike Amok: u mean ASS.?

NoSioso: aye.




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GO ON, THEN.. I DARE YOU!!

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