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Jesus, Etc. 2004-03-17 - 7:18 p.m. The Mike Amok: taint The Mike Amok: i noticed your new msn name The Mike Amok: did you see that film The Mike Amok: did it move you NoSioso: heh The Mike Amok: are you gonna like go to church now The Mike Amok: heh? NoSioso: jesus, the christ. The Mike Amok: heh? NoSioso: that is worth a heh in my book. The Mike Amok: uh.. NoSioso: that is how they billed him. jesus, the christ: played by mofo The Mike Amok: what you didnt fucking see your own fucking name when you first fucking changed it? NoSioso: :| The Mike Amok: oh so you did see it? NoSioso: i just laugh every time i think of it, pardon me, fucker The Mike Amok: answer me and maybe i will NoSioso: uh.. NoSioso: i have not seen the film. The Mike Amok: ok NoSioso: but i sure am curious. The Mike Amok: what's that supposed to mean? The Mike Amok: you sarcastic? NoSioso: no. NoSioso: i wanna see it. The Mike Amok: ok The Mike Amok: me 2 The Mike Amok: im kinda disappointed that theres gonna be subtitles The Mike Amok: i thought there werent The Mike Amok: that woulda been hardcore badass NoSioso: you learned all that aramaic for nothing. The Mike Amok: good one The Mike Amok: for real though NoSioso: i don't see what the fuck the point of it is. they could be speaking sanskrit for all we know. NoSioso: it really doesn't matter. The Mike Amok: point of what NoSioso: having the characters speak aramaic. The Mike Amok: really? The Mike Amok: it's nice NoSioso: why? The Mike Amok: because it's nice... The Mike Amok: wtf The Mike Amok: besides i would recognize the difference between aramaic and sanskrit because i am not a retard like you NoSioso: i had no idea you were such a scholar, friend. The Mike Amok: totally The Mike Amok: some tolkienite you are NoSioso: lols The Mike Amok: so you really dont agree with me The Mike Amok: you dont think that would be awesome The Mike Amok: sigh NoSioso: what, aramaic? The Mike Amok: no subtitles NoSioso: yeah, i'd like to understand the dialogue. The Mike Amok: if i ever see it i am gonna block the bottom of the screen for me The Mike Amok: :) NoSioso: have fun. NoSioso: crazy guy. The Mike Amok: you're dumb NoSioso: i know. totally stupid to wanna know what's going on in the movie. The Mike Amok: dont you see that it would be awesome if you did not have to understand the dialogue The Mike Amok: ugh The Mike Amok: you can know what is going on without dialogue The Mike Amok: jeez NoSioso: how would you make a movie about jesus without dialogue? The Mike Amok: no subtitles The Mike Amok: there would be dialogue The Mike Amok: just you cant understand it The Mike Amok: besides The Mike Amok: havent u read the damn bible The Mike Amok: you know the whole story already The Mike Amok: that's not really the point but it just adds to my argument The Mike Amok: they do this on ER all the time The Mike Amok: its powerful The Mike Amok: jeez The Mike Amok: bah The Mike Amok: NOBODY ever sees ANYTHING my way The Mike Amok: nobody is even willing to try NoSioso: lols The Mike Amok: luhjlkj NoSioso: i guess i just hadn't pictured it that way. The Mike Amok: eh? NoSioso: all i can think about is like the snowman when i think of films like that. NoSioso: but that'd be awesome. The Mike Amok: what... NoSioso: santa taking jesus up and flying. NoSioso: did you see the snowman? The Mike Amok: what... The Mike Amok: jack frost???? NoSioso: no. The Mike Amok: wasnt that michael keaton????? NoSioso: it's an animated film without dialogue. The Mike Amok: uh. The Mike Amok: ok.. The Mike Amok: no idea The Mike Amok: but there are lots of things totally without dialogue The Mike Amok: im not talking about that NoSioso: like what? The Mike Amok: there is dialogue you just cant understand it The Mike Amok: uh The Mike Amok: LOTS OF STUFF The Mike Amok: TOM & JERRY NoSioso: there is dialogue in tom and jerry? The Mike Amok: WHAT? NoSioso: nevermind i see. The Mike Amok: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING WHAT OTHER THINGS HAVE NO DIALOGUE The Mike Amok: DOES THE SNOWMAN SPEAK ICELANDIC OR SOME SHIT The Mike Amok: HEY YEAH The Mike Amok: SEE The Mike Amok: IF IT WORKS FOR UH NoSioso: no. NoSioso: it has no dialogue at all. The Mike Amok: IF IT WORKS FOR SIGUR ROS, WHY CANT IT WORK FOR JESUS NoSioso: hhooha The Mike Amok: NEVERMIND NoSioso: claymation jesus. NoSioso: then you could get real graphic The Mike Amok: mm The Mike Amok: you said it The Mike Amok: jesus porn NoSioso: there's some text file about that most likely The Mike Amok: what? NoSioso: jesus porn The Mike Amok: ok The Mike Amok: somebody call larry flynt NoSioso: okay but what has dialogue that you can't understand but you still know what is going on? The Mike Amok: ER The Mike Amok: i just said that NoSioso: okay what else The Mike Amok: i have no idea The Mike Amok: thats why it would be so great and groundbreaking NoSioso: what did they do on er The Mike Amok: and great The Mike Amok: i dunno man they do it all the time The Mike Amok: like i can recall like someone telling a family that someone just died and whatnot The Mike Amok: all in some non-english language The Mike Amok: without subtitles The Mike Amok: and also like when they had the flashbacks of when luka's family was killed The Mike Amok: and uh a lot of stuff when they were in the congo The Mike Amok: anyway NoSioso: man The Mike Amok: huh? NoSioso: i had no idea how popular it was to cover tom waits The Mike Amok: totally The Mike Amok: hey man The Mike Amok: you cant understand a word that guy says either NoSioso: hi NoSioso: lols NoSioso: yeah NoSioso: but what about bastarrde NoSioso: now thats irony The Mike Amok: i dont get it The Mike Amok: i understand every word that comes out of your head The Mike Amok: except that joke i mean The Mike Amok: nevermind NoSioso: loooooool The Mike Amok: i was right. NoSioso: eh? The Mike Amok: it was originally gonna have no subtitles. The Mike Amok: but mel gave in to the pressure:( NoSioso: i'm not sure that would have worked out anyway. The Mike Amok: why? NoSioso: it seems like it would work better for simpler stories or fragments of a story. The Mike Amok: besides your being a closed-minded un-american anti-art jerk NoSioso: hey. NoSioso: i said i wasn't sure, that doesn't mean i wouldn't give it a chance. NoSioso: bitch The Mike Amok: arent all those catholic rituals or whatever you call em all in latin and shit The Mike Amok: people dont seem to mind that NoSioso: no. The Mike Amok: whatever NoSioso: i'll give you a ritual. The Mike Amok: i think it was not really conceived as a big big blockbuster movie you know The Mike Amok: whatever NoSioso: so why cave in to the pressure? The Mike Amok: because they realized how big it was going to be NoSioso: okay. The Mike Amok: you understand christ is not like his last name right The Mike Amok: its what he is The Mike Amok: the christ The Mike Amok: the messiah The Mike Amok: jeez NoSioso: they never told us that shit. * The Mike Amok shake my head NoSioso: what about judas iscariot? NoSioso: is iscariot his last name NoSioso: or should that also be judas, the iscariot The Mike Amok: fuck if i know man, im not a biblical scholar The Mike Amok: im just a regular scholar NoSioso: well, you sure know your aramaic. NoSioso: and that's good enough for me. The Mike Amok: hm The Mike Amok: yep The Mike Amok: hm. NoSioso: or mary magdalene The Mike Amok: apparently iscariot means "man from Kerioth" The Mike Amok: which is some town The Mike Amok: or was The Mike Amok: i dunno NoSioso: so he could be like judas, an iscariot The Mike Amok: or the The Mike Amok: or just judas iscariot NoSioso: what, kerioth only has one? The Mike Amok: youre dumb The Mike Amok: anyway The Mike Amok: magdalene is from magdala The Mike Amok: i guess you could call him Jesus Nazarene NoSioso: jesus nazarene, the christ The Mike Amok: right NoSioso: jesus nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty The Mike Amok: or Jesus, the Nazarene NoSioso: his excellency, jesus, the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty... M.D. The Mike Amok: well i guess he was sort of an ambassador The Mike Amok: and a healer NoSioso: plus he was excellent. The Mike Amok: yeah but excellency is like ambassadors The Mike Amok: thats what im sayin NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, jesus, the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S. The Mike Amok: rn NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, dj waxmaster jesus, the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S. The Mike Amok: esq The Mike Amok: mr. The Mike Amok: sir The Mike Amok: add these The Mike Amok: you know if jesus was around the queen would totally knight him right The Mike Amok: like totally The Mike Amok: knighting NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, the honorable judge mr. sir dj waxmaster jesus, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., The Mike Amok: sir comes before mr. NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, the honorable judge sir mr. dj waxmaster comrade jesus, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S. NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, the honorable judge sir mr. dj waxmaster comrade jesus, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., R.N. The Mike Amok: umm... jr or sr? The Mike Amok: both? NoSioso: jr. The Mike Amok: ok The Mike Amok: senator The Mike Amok: COMRADE?!?!? The Mike Amok: WTF The Mike Amok: X-( The Mike Amok: >-@ NoSioso: no, god the father is sr. and the holy spirit is like.. uh.. fuck i dunno The Mike Amok: petty officer NoSioso: yeah yeah The Mike Amok: huh? NoSioso: nothin NoSioso: it took me too long to think that out and then abandon my thought The Mike Amok: lol NoSioso: uh NoSioso: where the fuck does senator go NoSioso: does it matter The Mike Amok: wherever The Mike Amok: actually The Mike Amok: representative might be more appropriate The Mike Amok: or uh The Mike Amok: congressman The Mike Amok: hmm NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, supreme court justice surgeon general congressman parliament member sir mr. dj waxmaster comrade jesus, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., R.N. NoSioso: no wait NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, supreme court justice surgeon general congressman prime minister sir mr. dj waxmaster comrade jesus, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., R.N. The Mike Amok: they dont just call them "parliament member" do they NoSioso: probably not. NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, supreme court justice surgeon general congressman secretary of defense/state/treasury/agriculture/horticulture/counterculture prime minister sir mr. dj waxmaster comrade jesus, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., R.N. NoSioso: his most excellent holiness, supreme court justice surgeon general congressman secretary of defense/state/treasury/agriculture/horticulture/counterculture/culture club prime minister sir mr. dj waxmaster comrade lil' je-$u$, esq., the nazarene, the christ messiah savior lord almighty, sergeant at arms, attorney at law, M.D., Ph.D., D.D.S., R.N. NoSioso: see, if christianity was like this, i'd so be in church. The Mike Amok: tsk The Mike Amok: well people are creating their own churches all the time The Mike Amok: why not you NoSioso: effort. The Mike Amok: says who The Mike Amok: anyway The Mike Amok: heh The Mike Amok: well they dont call them Parliament Member The Mike Amok: they call them Member of Parliament The Mike Amok: (ROLLEYES) NoSioso: looooooool The Mike Amok: america rules
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