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Hello, Jackass, my old friend. 2004-06-24 - 7:23 p.m. The Mike Amok: YOHO!!!! The Mike Amok: yoho yoho leroystanks: aye yae leroystanks: er.. leroystanks: brbx The Mike Amok: k Auto response from leroystanks: be right back The Mike Amok: FINALLY!!! leroystanks: HEROES IN A HALF SHELL The Mike Amok: purple tower The Mike Amok: how you doin eh leroystanks: nice The Mike Amok: nice leroystanks: nice nice baby The Mike Amok: do not patronize me The Mike Amok: /me slap you with my atma weapon leroystanks: i recall that thing being pretty useless until much later The Mike Amok: yeah well The Mike Amok: FILMS OF THE '70s The Mike Amok: man, gau is great The Mike Amok: he's the best! The Mike Amok: anyway leroystanks: sure The Mike Amok: eh? The Mike Amok: THIS 1973 THRILLER WAS RE-RELEASED IN 2000 WITH EXTRA FOOTAGE, INCLUDING A SCENE IN WHICH RITALIN IS PRESCRIBED The Mike Amok: oh jeez leroystanks: gwah The Mike Amok: HALLOWEEN? WTF The Mike Amok: /ME SLAP The Mike Amok: anyway i win leroystanks: me too leroystanks: Exorcist, bitch The Mike Amok: huh? yeah. leroystanks: great movie leroystanks: y'know leroystanks: once it actually starts The Mike Amok: i wouldn't know actually The Mike Amok: but okay leroystanks: very boring beginning The Mike Amok: oh crap The Mike Amok: ohhhhh crap The Mike Amok: OH CRAP! leroystanks: eh? The Mike Amok: Bjork Voices "Medulla" New album to consist solely of vocals The Mike Amok: "Instruments are so over," says Bjork of her new, purely vocal album, Medulla, due out late August/early September. "I think this was probably the most intuitive album I've done," she continues. "I had to use ingredients that I trusted, like my voice, my muscles, my bones. I couldn't really use all the other stuff." The Mike Amok: Rahzel of the Roots -- known as "the Human Beatbox" -- supplies the percussive bass line for a majority of the songs, and the album also features collaborations with Inuit throat-singer Tanya Tagaq and former Faith No More frontman Mike Patton. The sound is primitive, full of brooding menace on "Where Is the Line" and soaring, breathy romance on "The Pleasure Is All Mine." leroystanks: heh leroystanks: Mike Patton The Mike Amok: Following Medulla's release, Bjork will continue working in the studio rather than go on tour.
"Every album I've done, the minute that it's done, I feel really lubricated and, like, 'Wow, now I can write an album in five minutes,'" she says. "And I just want to find out if that's just a fantasy or if it's true." The Mike Amok: YEAH!!! MIKE PATTON!!!!! The Mike Amok: OH CRAP!!!!! leroystanks: MAYNARD'S VOCAL STUNT DOUBLE!!! The Mike Amok: /me shakes head. The Mike Amok: /me slaps yours. leroystanks: jerk The Mike Amok: how dare you even compare Maynard to . . . Him. leroystanks: stop being dumb The Mike Amok: you first. The Mike Amok: bitch. leroystanks: who is comparing? The Mike Amok: MIKE PATTON IS A GOD AND A LEGEND The Mike Amok: i mean The Mike Amok: Maynard is okay. The Mike Amok: nobody since i slapped you unconscio leroystanks: I WAS ONLY SPEAKING A FACT, SHEESH The Mike Amok: sheesh yourself The Mike Amok: i am not familiar with your fact, but it hardly matters leroystanks: sure it does The Mike Amok: no leroystanks: and i'm pretty sure i told you before, anyway The Mike Amok: i'm pretty sure i forgot and don't give a shit The Mike Amok: you go ahead and tell me if you like but you are missing the point The Mike Amok: i say "Mike Patton" and you say "Maynard's vocal stunt double" The Mike Amok: that is like if i said "Billy Corgan" and you said "oh yeah he produced that Ric Ocasek album huh?" leroystanks: yeah, cos during the tour for Lateralus he would sometimes do the vox for Ticks & Leeches The Mike Amok: like i said, you miss the point leroystanks: i wasn't looking for a point leroystanks: i was just stating a fact The Mike Amok: and hey that's pretty cool, i don't remember you telling me that The Mike Amok: yeah and "Billy Corgan produced that Ric Ocasek album" is a statement of fact as well The Mike Amok: it is also a missing of points leroystanks: why do you assume i just completely missed the point instead of just not acknowledging it at that moment? The Mike Amok: huh? The Mike Amok: acknowledging what? The Mike Amok: i assume because it is true and i am good at making true assumptions leroystanks: the point The Mike Amok: which point? The Mike Amok: who are you saying did not acknowledge some point? The Mike Amok: you see the subject of the second clause of your question is not clear The Mike Amok: tsk leroystanks: what's more, though leroystanks: is that i really don't give a shit The Mike Amok: exactly The Mike Amok: so i must give the shit to you The Mike Amok: so enjoy being shit upon The Mike Amok: because i plan to do so frequently leroystanks: the only point i took away from that little tidbit you gave me was that there is another Bjork album coming and that is good news The Mike Amok: you can't read huh? leroystanks: nope The Mike Amok: way to be the worst person on earth The Mike Amok: also the known universe leroystanks: kinda hard to read thru all the shit that i am not giving The Mike Amok: that make no sense The Mike Amok: welcome to your stupidity leroystanks: yes it does The Mike Amok: must be lonely in there leroystanks: not realy The Mike Amok: oh realy? leroystanks: you're right over there in idiocy The Mike Amok: holy shit! i am so utterly burned! The Mike Amok: fuckass leroystanks: not yours The Mike Amok: your momma huh The Mike Amok: at least jesse will appreciate the news The Mike Amok: it's always one of you isn't it The Mike Amok: well no The Mike Amok: it is often both leroystanks: well aren't we salty? The Mike Amok: goddamn why can't anyone be as great as me? leroystanks: cos it is too much effort to be SUCH A BIG OL' ASSHOLE!!!!!! The Mike Amok: not really The Mike Amok: it come quite easily to me leroystanks: yeah see? leroystanks: i did not mean it is too much effort for you leroystanks: it obviously isn't The Mike Amok: then why did you say it? The Mike Amok: sheesh what a moron! leroystanks: no one else can be as great as you cos it is too much effort to be SUCH A BIG OL' ASSHOLE!!!!!! The Mike Amok: again, no The Mike Amok: it is easy for me leroystanks: ASPIRING TO SUCH A THING IS NOT WORTH THE EFFORT, I AM SAYING The Mike Amok: not true, though. The Mike Amok: it's much worth it. The Mike Amok: i should know! leroystanks: uh huh The Mike Amok: also, screw you jerk leroystanks: man leroystanks: you are like the brother-i-want-to-strangle that i never had The Mike Amok: you are like my mom The Mike Amok: your own, too The Mike Amok: enjoy! leroystanks: jackass leroystanks: no need for insults The Mike Amok: much need The Mike Amok: YOU NEED ALOT leroystanks: bleh The Mike Amok: hm? leroystanks: BLEH The Mike Amok: WASSAMATTA, MA? The Mike Amok: n The Mike Amok: b bnb b b bnb nbn b nn huh? The Mike Amok: come on, don't be like that The Mike Amok: you know i love you leroystanks: this is easy to see The Mike Amok: wanna cuddle? leroystanks: okay you're going too far now leroystanks: what kind of brother you think i take you for? The Mike Amok: hey The Mike Amok: a brother on the down low? The Mike Amok: oh come on!!!!!!!!! it's not like that The Mike Amok: /me snuggle up next to you The Mike Amok: the inuit peoples would do this for warmth leroystanks: they would also lay inside a walrus carcass The Mike Amok: we'll just have to use your mom's leroystanks: and by the way leroystanks: my rank is "spoony bard" not "brother spooner" The Mike Amok: ROFOFOFOFOFOFOOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOF boring leroystanks: fucking glasses The Mike Amok: too wide The Mike Amok: maybe like a champagne flute The Mike Amok: hm The Mike Amok: still, that's awfully... hazardous. leroystanks: eh? The Mike Amok: fucking glasses. leroystanks: funny The Mike Amok: THANKS.
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