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Frankenmirrors 2004-07-30 - 8:37 p.m. leroystanks: wahaw The Mike Amok: huh? The Mike Amok: what HUHHHH?????? The Mike Amok: HUH? The Mike Amok: whassat HUH!? The Mike Amok: sommasasya HUH leroystanks: first of all, wahaw is a palindrome The Mike Amok: so is huh The Mike Amok: HUH even looks the same in a mirror The Mike Amok: hey The Mike Amok: how come stuff is backwards in mirrors but not upside-down?!!? The Mike Amok: that is pretty freaky!!! The Mike Amok: you think it would be upside-down too!!! The Mike Amok: WTF!!!! The Mike Amok: like if left becomes right in a mirror leroystanks: damn look at this dude's hands leroystanks: no no leroystanks: well wait, first leroystanks: http://www.hooligansofthenight.com/modules/PNphpBB2/files/frankenberry.jpg The Mike Amok: listen leroystanks: but why would shit be upside down? The Mike Amok: left becomes right in a mirror The Mike Amok: if you turn your head left and right become up and down The Mike Amok: so up should become down too The Mike Amok: if you look in a mirror and turn your head, how does that work? The Mike Amok: suddenly left is left and right is right The Mike Amok: because they are up and down The Mike Amok: you see? leroystanks: uh leroystanks: no The Mike Amok: yes The Mike Amok: if you turn your head to the side right The Mike Amok: you know leroystanks: no The Mike Amok: so that your head is parallel to the ground The Mike Amok: so you are pointing your head at the wall The Mike Amok: so your one ear is up and your other ear is down The Mike Amok: so one eye is above the other leroystanks: yeah okay The Mike Amok: up and down becomes left and right The Mike Amok: so in the mirror up should become down The Mike Amok: but it doesnt The Mike Amok: up is up and down is down leroystanks: cos it doesn't work that way The Mike Amok: exactly The Mike Amok: why doesnt it? The Mike Amok: left becomes right The Mike Amok: why doesnt up become down The Mike Amok: it is logically inconsistent The Mike Amok: mirrors defy the laws of physics leroystanks: reflections don't work that way!! The Mike Amok: and why not? The Mike Amok: it does not make sense leroystanks: it does if you stop thinking about it The Mike Amok: exactly The Mike Amok: it makes "common sense" The Mike Amok: it is common sense because it has been put into your head that it is "just the way things are" forever The Mike Amok: because you are never given the chance to actually think about it The Mike Amok: they provide you with mental distractions in form of games and pornography The Mike Amok: they poison your breakfast cereal with brain-numbing toxins The Mike Amok: i believe mirrors are relics of an evil other-world The Mike Amok: a dark universe on the other side of the portal The Mike Amok: its just your "common sense" that you are blinded by The Mike Amok: open your eyes leroystanks: hey, if i had any common sense i wouldn't even be dignifying your silly theory with a response The Mike Amok: which dude's hands do you mean anyway? leroystanks: well not Frakenberry's The Mike Amok: okay The Mike Amok: actually it kinda looks like he has a tiny head The Mike Amok: im not sure leroystanks: dammit i just cleaned the inside of this mouse a little while ago The Mike Amok: i hear ya leroystanks: the arrow refuses to go up The Mike Amok: i hear ya
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